Le me in Le Europe !

I went on a Europe trip(with Family) just got back, to realized I had UNLOCKED 5 ACHIEVEMENTS

1) Went to Austria and dint smoke.

2) Went to Germany and dint drink beer.

3) Went to Italy and ate punjabi food.

4) Went to Paris, dint even sniff wine.

5) Stayed a week in Europe SOBER.


Well it was a fabulous 9 nights-8 days trip for only INR 99,500 (Yup it was a steal for such a low price, I really recommend them and have given the contacts of travel company at the end  ), well a very good amount of credit goes to our Guide Monti Grewal [If you had done great International tours, there is a good chance you could have met him] and the coach driver Bobby [Seriously he should be on extreme driver shows they put in AXN, he would rock the show]. Well the tour began like this


18 MUNICH, GERMANY.
Landed in Europe, for the first time, pretty much evening, got into our coach, Silence....Monologue of guide...silence.....monologue of guide....suddenly I was like DID YOU SAY OCTOBER FEST ???.......KOOL....silence again, got into an awesome country side hotel near Innsbruck, Austria.
How did Munich react to us: They dint! They were busy with local football match.


19 INNSBRUCK, AUSTRIA
It was an ancient Gothic(Real Gothic NOT EMO) city, looked like if it were just out of the books of Dracula and Dragon tales. Here people still drive on horse back and some really awesome looking carriages. "Happy people" Well they smoke all day and get good beer and good cheese, why wont they be happy. Well this is the most tolerant country in europe.
How did Innsbruck react to us: Tourists.....hmmmm... Waiter get me more cheese, beer and a lighter.




20 VENICE, ITALY
Boarded the coach in the morning after some delicious Bread and cheese session and started for .Veneziaaaa. The moment we drove into the Italian borders, I knew we were in a much familiar place. Dirty roads, people spitting anywhere, bribe~able cops and MAMA MIA no queues for purchasing tickets for the ferry to Venice. Venice has the most interesting architecture  man ever made. and people have BOATS for a car. And of course the world famous Gondolas, which could be romantic, lovely etc etc but with 100 people always staring you and clicking your pics admits the city. NAH not for me!! And there are these illegal...what what do I call them African-Italians who try to sell fake Guchi and Gabana bags, sun glasses and belts...When they see an Indian Lady they shout "Hema Malini" and Indian men "Amitab Bachan buy bags or Dharmendra buy bags"  XD XD.
How did Venice react to us: Mamma Mia! Welcome to Veniciaa drink as much as you can! TOILETS: 2 eruo per person.


21 ZURICH, SWITZERLAND
We touched MILAN in the morning a DRAMATIC city, then headed towards Zurich. The most scenic drive in my whole life[till now] Switzerland was just like they show it in TV..... "AMA-fkin-ZING". The monuments, the city squares, the big banks thats is holding money stolen from us, banks holder money made from cheating the USA in derivative scams, the inside trading legends, the black monet protecting gods and goddesses, everything is RIGHT HERE.
How did Zurich react to us: OH NO! More Tourist....they are stealing our Swiss oxygen OH NO!


22 Mt. TITLIS, SWITZERLAND
Well first Carriages in Austria, then Boats in Venice here people have personal winch for winch for a car, they live up a hill, use the winch/cable car to go up and down :O :O :O :O then Mount Titles my first encounter with real snow :') MIND THE BLOWN ! Then we hit Lucerne another extremely beautiful city full of in-tolerate people. Well the issue is in SWISS everyone is trained for the army. But well an army whose standard Issue knife has a Wine cock opener and a Nail filer LOL they better be a NEUTRAL COUNTRY !
How did Mt Titlis react to us: Button click Winch goes up, Button click Winch goes down! 




23 LUXEMBOURG
I personally have no hard feeling against Luxembourg, those people are well of the city is well maintained and is also an important commerce capital etc etc BUT SERIOUSLY Its like a bunch of really drunk dukes got together and built a city. They went like this-----"Hey you take that hill, il take this", "Now lets fortify it and build passes", "Awww Passes are too long, Lets built many bridges", "Lets build wide roads", "hmm there is too much space in roads lets put a building in the middle"......Here people are so scarce, people come here either to deposit money in bank or to buy cheap petrol.
How did Luxembourg react to us: Look! more people, our population is increasing !! 


24 Paris(in night)
The city is really beautiful, well styled and designed...in the bright light just another beautiful with a shiny metal tower visible from everywhere. The Lauvre and the Notre dame standing out with pride and the 22 kg gold dome where Nepolean the Great rests in peace. Then in evening i got on to a cruse ride, and night :O :O :O :O magic happens, its like OMFG where am I the whole city so so well light up that you wont blink even a sec, the first thought that would come to your mind is "Im not leaving". Then the illumination of Eiffel tower, leaves you speechless, mind blown and damn shyt I dont know how to explain, you have to see it. I think it should be made a mandatory that one should visit PARIS at least once in his lifetime.
How did Paris react to us(in night): :-| 




25 Paris(in day)
The morning plan was to visit Eiffel and climb it LOL and see the Louvre. I was like balls im not waiting in line, so i went out in morning to meet my friends, meanwhile everyone left for the Lauvre. Now i was near the tower with my friend neither did i have money nor passport ;) But my friend toured me around :D :D and made sure I dont get lost :D :D
How did Paris react to us(in day): :-| 

Well Europe on a whole was a great place for a break, one should visit Europe over America or the oriental east for Europe has more than one can imagine(if one can imagine). I think one would need a week to see each country by itself. Well but then tours always end only when you can get back to your own homes and sleep in ur own bed room, and use ur own toilets...what a comfort !


Contact of the travel guy :
VISISHTA TRAVEL N TRADE SOLUTIONS (PRIVATE LIMITED)

TEL: 0091 40 3072-2992, 2993-2994    
     

Comments

inbarajan, praveen - El Diablo said…
der prächtige oyoyoy
il magnifico oyoyoy
el magnífico oyoyoy
le magnifique oyoyoy
the magnificent oyoyoy...
May 31, 2012 at 4:41 PM
gitanjali said…
Ok I'm calling you for more details before I call the tour guy.
June 2, 2012 at 5:40 AM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Facebookaholic

I turned on my laptop. Even before the desktop loaded, I clicked on the browser icon, I couldn't wait till i could click on the Facebook.com short cut on the user tab, it turned on with my password saved; I hit enter fast, like a chat ninja. There was I. In front of a huge number of notifications, which slowly i opened one by one. I liked a few random pics even if I thought it were stupid, then a few status messages which I dint even read fully, then a few app request without wondering "Why would some one even like a app request?" and then drop a few comments hopefully, hopeless. Then like my own comments even if it had just a little essence of humor, then randomly read a few other comments, and like the rest. Then comes the crucial decision making part when I need to choose a pic of mine and change my DP again. Update a status. Like it. I would even like the like button if it were feasible. Read a few messages often spam, then reply with equally meaningful conte...
Read more

jai nityananda - part 1

The whoile country raised a finger against him, posters burnts, office shatters, devotees hurt etc etc Just because he had sexual affair ! Having sex is not a crime or a condemned thing, at a point of life every one does it, more over its cant be shunned in the very land of kamasuthra or the land of "SECOND LARGEST POPULATION". The public and media are simply over acting and misbehaving just TOO MUCH ! They claim he cheated the audience , well he never did , he had the full divine knowledge he knew vedas he was a brilliant guy who in the past 7 years of his public life, has been a transformational force in the lives of over 2 million people across numerous countries around the world. The powerful truths he lives and shares and his personal authenticity have made his teachings relevant across religions, cultures and class. HE AINT FAKE ! HAVING SEX WAS HIS BASIC HUMAN RIGHT ! ATLEAST HE DINT BROADCAST PORN TO PUBLIC LIKE THE NEWS CHANNEL DID! And hello PUBLIC if u reall...
Read more

The DIVA who ate an Aspirin

Image
Disclaimer: If you are a women who think "All men are rude and ALL women are innocent and what ever a women does is always has a reason, please dont read this blog post you could rather spend your valuable time in this website --  http://www.cutecats.com/ " Well now to the question "How much of inconvinence a women can bear to look cool/hot to a small likeminded group? ", the answer is another question ":O REALLY SHE'S THAT DESPERATE ?  ". Well lets review one by one. 1) Heels Theres a saying a true gentleman is some one who gives his shoes to her and carries her "heels",  I mean WTF?(now if ur wondering whats wrong in that, please read the Disclaimer again). Well on a conversation with some one who was wearing a matching heel lets say 5 inches to her dress when asked if it hurts so much why do you wear it? said "Times are changing fashion is changing" and when reminded of her both skin getting cut and ankle sprained said ...
Read more