the MeSwamy blog

I been loosing demons, Between the paths of man and lord, Between despise and love, Between the time and space. Are they running away from me, Or is it me who's staying behind, Are they  being stolen from me, Or Am I eroded eternally. I shall stand, for my hold, I will hold, on my thought, Hunt is on and demons be, will caught, For he who lost his demons, lost his all.

MY dear regular blog readers dont take me wrong I never had an intention to write a blog post on marriages, but then I got this mail from indiblogger forum  that there is a competition on blog post entries where  3 winning posts get Kindle Fires and lots more goodies to win as prize for the title Love marriage or arrange marriage? Honestly speaking marriages are social menace, the second stupidest thing man ever invented after GOD of course BUT then here it goes And since its 32 years past 1980 so I wanted my blog post to not look like an arts college freshman year debate from 1980 and so I added some real recent happenings !! Arranged Marriage : Well all your life you are taught not to speak to a stranger and suddenly  your asked to sleep with one and live rest of your life. [If your still considering I was complaining by the previous line, you can stop reading you are too old for this go read news paper]. Well ...

Diwali suxxx yeah lets get over it, we all know diwali just suxxxx its a stupid day admit stupid time of the year where we do stupid things namely: 1) Burst crackers, fireworks pollute the sky, sometime fire works on us, and then wake up with a burning eye due to excess smoke in the air. 2) Eat sweets like pig and end up in new unhealthy situations, every year and then take resolutions that dont even help. 3) Buy things we dont even need, at prices we dont really afford, on discount that are so fake. 4) Pray in a language(sanskrith) we hardly understand. 5) Well now the movie makers actually make us believe that we badly need to WATCH A MOVIE ON DIWALI, if not at least go to the theater and see the poster. 6) All the TV channels compete for TRP putting exclusive shows to make sure that no one watches TV. 7) We walk into a flooded Textile/Clothing shop to pick one random dress just for the sake of it and wait 2 hrs for the bill. 8) From this year onw...

Now that my interns are over and my college breaks open for 3rd semester the second year of MBA. Apart form the regular college is boring, hostel sucks, i hate college food etc etc regular MBA punchnama i have some hot opening story... The first day of my course i woke up late and missed the very first session, now that is not something so cool a thing as i am answerable the next day. So i thought il say i had some medicine and couldent wake up early or some crap like that and this is what happened PROF : Swamynathan ! You dint come to my morning class yesterday ? ME : sir last night i was ill ! i had heavy dose of medicine late night so couldent get up early. PROF : oh ! royal stag ? ME: (mumbling and holding myself in shock) no sir i had cetrazine...... --one asshole from the back shouts "have I made it large"-- PROF: discuss about the cetrazine later ME : @!$!

[If you havent seen the Movie inception you might not enjoy this post to its fullest but after reading this post if you watch Inception you enjoy it mroe than rest ;)] I have a confession to make!! LONG LONG AGO when I was studying for my exams,I slowly dosed off, to realize I started dreaming. AND what I was studying was playing around the dream :O :O :O The same happened quite a few more times, that's when i found to my surprise i had super powers "i could built and go into a dream world just by reading books". Then i started reading newspapers, magz to pull more of current things into my dream and there i became a strong dream technician. Then if i wanted to study something, all i had to do was start reading the book goto my dream, search for my dream-bookshelf and keep a book of that subject,and before some character out of no where, with no introduction comes and snatches it away. After i make sure its safe i quickly run from it, swing in the air, jump down and tadaa...

It was too early a morning, one among the rare days when i get to see a 5 am, took a shower, had to brush while in shower as i was already late .......;) ....... .......rushed to CMBT where we all, a group of 16 from my college and 4 more from the ECOLOGIN, the trek organizers assembled, where we came to realize that MTC bus was waiting for us :O :O. As soon as we jumped in, we started our grand endeavor with bananas :P :P YUP in the bus early morning, followed by few more snacks, juice etc etc etc.....we got down at VELLORE where we had breakfast(i mentioned this to make sure that dont mistake the bus munchies for breakfast, we actually eat a lot). Then we got on a bus to some place then from that some place we got on a share auto to another some place, from where we started our trek. Well before i get into the details of the trek there is something i would love to mention, well................... few first timers got a huge suitcase along filled with all everything perhaps a beaut...

For those whom i havent informed yet, yes im doing an MBA now(yup u can beat my ass up later for not telling ul :P). Might sound weird but im in hostel in my hometown(but then im loving it), and things are good. MBA in a simple words would be getting back the human nature, cus we're turned into animals in under graduation and this is the wake up call. The MBA subjects are different, unheard of before, taxing and of course vast and they literally change a person(well from the above para u can see that i lost the sense of humor). We had an internal exam and lets see how things turn up! Statistics: Nice subject, clean theory all you need to do is just write formulas and substitute values and u get the answer, sounded so exciting, but then we have more than 300 formulas. Economic: Economics is something everyone should know(i dont) we gain enough knowledge of this subject from dailies and weeklies(i dint) its more of common sense that theory. TQM [total quality management] and OB [ob...

My first acquaintance to formal letter writing was in 6th standard when i was in Calcutta, dint give much damn about it till i was in 10th, where formal letters had a considerably large marks. Well lemme cut the history short and end it here and to the point. We often not give much importance or sometime soon at all to English classes, since we can anyway pass without learning anything "cus we know the shit". BUT for instance when it comes to a real life experience :D we fk up. Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan" me(yawning):yes called:we are calling from axis bank ! (now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid) caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees. me: yes i did caller: you have mentioned the ...

Well well well roumers spread all such fake gurus and saints are being attacked/targeted. So wanted to clearify the fact to you'll that swamy is just a component of my name hence i ended up with this post "my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac" These gurus getting caught in sex,money or property scandals is not a new issue been uping for 20 yrs i guess.Still why the fuck do people trust these assholes. Just because they wear saint attire you pray them, donete money, buy book,cds listen to speech etc etc. WEll why dont you assume the fact that he is a pornstar/cheat/fakeass and ignore him from the beginning and in this way --> u wont get tensed when his video releases --> u wont have the guilt of being misguided by an asshole --> u wont have to waste petrol burning his office down --> most of all there wont be any stupid spiritual channels and those frequencies can be used for something more creative. Lets get more basic do we really need such gurus ! I...

-->If its healthy as in "good for health" its aint FOOD its a medicine or a body rejenovate or perhaps "a magical potion". So if ur dieting it means ur sick or ill :P -->We always tend to be attracted to tasty things , things with high cal extra fat,sodium and spice, then why restrict to uncooked or partialy cooked food and grass items. Isint life about what you want, then why the fk do people eat raw vegetale,drink skimmed milk with boiled meat and say "im loving this , its healthy" , in that case if ur ill just "get a docter" and if u aint , well "hey get a life and get some real food !" -->Donno why people find Pizzas extreamly evil ,HELLO its got vegetables , carbs , herbs an all, its like eating a salad , raw bread and some cheese at the same time so next time order a large dont stop with a medium size ! -->Fried snacks:Be it Western or Chinese or Indian, how can some one say no to it man ! its fried !!HOT samosas[Ind...

-->i know b4 ur buying something u look into the market if a chinese version is available, well nvm even i do it !! who hates to save cash !! well lemme tell u a wierd happening b'en me and a chineese. -->well perhaps i was talking to a guy called "len" yup he is a chinese , he actually happens to be living in my steet and im the only guy who understands his english(im not sure if its really english but he understand when i reply back which ist extreamly weird cus a couple of girls actually belived when i told i know chinees :D) -->he wanted to eat ice cream and he thought of the same in his mind IN CHINEESE and merely translated it into english and GUESS WHAT he said "where i get good ice" -->i thought he needed ice to chill something , so i told him "i have ice in my fridge made of drinking water only if u want il get some " he said "no no, i buy my ice" -->i almost burst into laughter but controlled and told "no one l...

Well we all know about the earth hour on 28 th march (if u dint know this ROCK ON SUCKER !) well this was actually to show that even people give a damn about global warming and climate changing and that something has to be done about it.... Some told me this shows how people are concerned , some claimed "at last public woke up" and ... well what i think is this is just anew level of show off like "gimme a break" one hour out of no where u stop light damn and make a big news and a bigger issue out of it is highly retarded and the oyoyoy forum dosent approve it.. well what could have been better is scitch of ur ac's and fridges for 30 minutes or atlead 15 minutes , now that wouldent have made a big news at papers but definitely a big cut on what really required. *to be continued(mom was shouting at me for studying for 2moro's exam)*

-->well the title it self would have told you this is a weird topic. Well before i start i would like to tell something about something , its like i wrote this post because some not so well identified girl from Philippines asked me why i dint post anything ever since 13th Jan. -->well now a day people internet(yep internet is now a verb) so much that its become an essential life process, people not just stick their ass on chair with social-networking but also their noses into others life and privcy and actually think its cool.. like "hey i know ur online and ******(some girls name) is online too haha i know what ur doing" -->now the second thing in internet emails(shame on me , although being a computer engineering student i took an email to 2nd over social networking but well screw it)..people go crazy over it...some of them add the stupidest prefix or suffix like hotdude or the sexyone or ilovemyself well who gives a fuck and if u have already 10 letter...

happy pongirl to all ! well i wud jus like to talk about some pongirl do's and dont's and what i did this pongirl. -->the first day of pongal ie boghi(the day when old things are burnt) i was in college yep no holiday. and of burning i jus burned a movie disk in the morning in nero. After college i was going to a movie(my biggest mistake) so i gave my bag to another guy in my bus since i wont need no books ,i asked him to bring it after my vacation get over to college on reopeaning.the movie was a tamil feature film called "villu"(vijay movie) and villu means bow , as in "bow and arrow" ,and in the first 10 min i realised it was remake of hindi movie "soilder". It was shit just piece of shit , its was so gay i was like wtf i saw this movie, ppl burn old things on boghi i burned 110 rs and for this crap i waited in formal dress for 2 n half hours w/o eating and added to this one guy carried my bag home.... but the heroine nayanthara was fkin...

i heard this song and i got all the answers socha hai(with answers) aasma hai neela kyun -->blue light has least deviation paani geela geela kyun -->adhersive property of water gol kyun hai zamee -->nature of gravity silk mein hai narmi kyun -->its bio-chemical composition has light fibers in small streach aag mein hai garmi kyun -->its an exothermic reaction do aur do paanch kyun nahi -->because 2+2=4.....well neva mind ped ho gaye kam kyun -->deforestation, tumhare stage banekeliye lakdi ki jarurath thi teen hain ye mausam kyun -->western civilisation pe chaar hai chaand do kyun nahi --> it was actually 2 one fell off(not a joke its for real) duniya mein hai junge kyun -->religion behta laal rang kyun -->cuz blood is red in colour and people are fk crazy sarhaden hain kyun har kahin -->well !! socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi -->yes ofcourse socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi -->asshole i said yes socha nahi to socho abhi -->ur screwed...