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"2 minutes mein noodles tayaar" fuck that !!! Well this is how it goes for me, this is the way i cook the legendry maggy noodles minute 1: i try to open the pack with my hand but its hard so i look for sciscors and open the pack, empty the pack to the pan 2 : start the stove and run back to the place where i threw the cover, just to confirm if its 2 cups or is it 1.5 cups and then add the masala packed 3 : then the whole of masala wont come out because i dint cut it properly, not tear the whole packa apart and put it in the pan, then break the noodle cake into smaller chunks in the pan 4 : always some asshole haas to and has to call me when i cook something so i put on sim and attend it 5 : 5 minutes over and still not boiling, and i am stiring it, hmmmm i love this smell 6: now it boils, slowly bubbles coming but i cant wait, so i pick out a noodle and slurp it 7: getting thicker n thicker and now i start sweating cus of the heat and yes i dotn have my kerchier so run

My first acquaintance to formal letter writing was in 6th standard when i was in Calcutta, dint give much damn about it till i was in 10th, where formal letters had a considerably large marks. Well lemme cut the history short and end it here and to the point. We often not give much importance or sometime soon at all to English classes, since we can anyway pass without learning anything "cus we know the shit". BUT for instance when it comes to a real life experience :D we fk up. Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan" me(yawning):yes called:we are calling from axis bank ! (now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid) caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees. me: yes i did caller: you have mentioned the