the MeSwamy blog

Now that my interns are over and my college breaks open for 3rd semester the second year of MBA. Apart form the regular college is boring, hostel sucks, i hate college food etc etc regular MBA punchnama i have some hot opening story... The first day of my course i woke up late and missed the very first session, now that is not something so cool a thing as i am answerable the next day. So i thought il say i had some medicine and couldent wake up early or some crap like that and this is what happened PROF : Swamynathan ! You dint come to my morning class yesterday ? ME : sir last night i was ill ! i had heavy dose of medicine late night so couldent get up early. PROF : oh ! royal stag ? ME: (mumbling and holding myself in shock) no sir i had cetrazine...... --one asshole from the back shouts "have I made it large"-- PROF: discuss about the cetrazine later ME : @!$!

[If you havent seen the Movie inception you might not enjoy this post to its fullest but after reading this post if you watch Inception you enjoy it mroe than rest ;)] I have a confession to make!! LONG LONG AGO when I was studying for my exams,I slowly dosed off, to realize I started dreaming. AND what I was studying was playing around the dream :O :O :O The same happened quite a few more times, that's when i found to my surprise i had super powers "i could built and go into a dream world just by reading books". Then i started reading newspapers, magz to pull more of current things into my dream and there i became a strong dream technician. Then if i wanted to study something, all i had to do was start reading the book goto my dream, search for my dream-bookshelf and keep a book of that subject,and before some character out of no where, with no introduction comes and snatches it away. After i make sure its safe i quickly run from it, swing in the air, jump down and tadaa...

I turned on my laptop. Even before the desktop loaded, I clicked on the browser icon, I couldn't wait till i could click on the Facebook.com short cut on the user tab, it turned on with my password saved; I hit enter fast, like a chat ninja. There was I. In front of a huge number of notifications, which slowly i opened one by one. I liked a few random pics even if I thought it were stupid, then a few status messages which I dint even read fully, then a few app request without wondering "Why would some one even like a app request?" and then drop a few comments hopefully, hopeless. Then like my own comments even if it had just a little essence of humor, then randomly read a few other comments, and like the rest. Then comes the crucial decision making part when I need to choose a pic of mine and change my DP again. Update a status. Like it. I would even like the like button if it were feasible. Read a few messages often spam, then reply with equally meaningful conte...

It was too early a morning, one among the rare days when i get to see a 5 am, took a shower, had to brush while in shower as i was already late .......;) ....... .......rushed to CMBT where we all, a group of 16 from my college and 4 more from the ECOLOGIN, the trek organizers assembled, where we came to realize that MTC bus was waiting for us :O :O. As soon as we jumped in, we started our grand endeavor with bananas :P :P YUP in the bus early morning, followed by few more snacks, juice etc etc etc.....we got down at VELLORE where we had breakfast(i mentioned this to make sure that dont mistake the bus munchies for breakfast, we actually eat a lot). Then we got on a bus to some place then from that some place we got on a share auto to another some place, from where we started our trek. Well before i get into the details of the trek there is something i would love to mention, well................... few first timers got a huge suitcase along filled with all everything perhaps a beaut...

For those whom i havent informed yet, yes im doing an MBA now(yup u can beat my ass up later for not telling ul :P). Might sound weird but im in hostel in my hometown(but then im loving it), and things are good. MBA in a simple words would be getting back the human nature, cus we're turned into animals in under graduation and this is the wake up call. The MBA subjects are different, unheard of before, taxing and of course vast and they literally change a person(well from the above para u can see that i lost the sense of humor). We had an internal exam and lets see how things turn up! Statistics: Nice subject, clean theory all you need to do is just write formulas and substitute values and u get the answer, sounded so exciting, but then we have more than 300 formulas. Economic: Economics is something everyone should know(i dont) we gain enough knowledge of this subject from dailies and weeklies(i dint) its more of common sense that theory. TQM [total quality management] and OB [ob...

me : hey there oyoyoy !! girl : hiii.. wassup? me : am duin gud girl : hmm me : whats hot? girl : hmm ...nm just beating around . . girl: hmm... i gtg :) bye me: oyoyoy tc WELL THAT WAS SO NORMAL !! now........... me : oyoyoy dude long time guy : hmm :) me : >. guy : yeah long time me : any news? guy : hmm.. no me : bye i gtg WELL HERE THE HMM SOUNDS GAY !! C mon guys you dont HMM to other guys while ur talk in person YTF do u'll do that on chat !!!!!! W ell guys dont hmm to guys, unless they have HOMOSEXUAL MOTIVES Its not about being gay its about acting gay, i mean no disrespect to the homosexuals, but then i hate guy who act gay, and piss me off ! Apart from this there are many more thing that can piss you off like delayed chatting, u just asked something and the person answers something questioned 2 min bk :P a: dude i got a car ! b: wow man a: i call her "niki" b: happy for you ! a: my wife gave it ! b: is she hot ? a: what ??????? b: whats the millage? a: i get ...

"2 minutes mein noodles tayaar" fuck that !!! Well this is how it goes for me, this is the way i cook the legendry maggy noodles minute 1: i try to open the pack with my hand but its hard so i look for sciscors and open the pack, empty the pack to the pan 2 : start the stove and run back to the place where i threw the cover, just to confirm if its 2 cups or is it 1.5 cups and then add the masala packed 3 : then the whole of masala wont come out because i dint cut it properly, not tear the whole packa apart and put it in the pan, then break the noodle cake into smaller chunks in the pan 4 : always some asshole haas to and has to call me when i cook something so i put on sim and attend it 5 : 5 minutes over and still not boiling, and i am stiring it, hmmmm i love this smell 6: now it boils, slowly bubbles coming but i cant wait, so i pick out a noodle and slurp it 7: getting thicker n thicker and now i start sweating cus of the heat and yes i dotn have my kerchier so run ...