the MeSwamy blog

For those whom i havent informed yet, yes im doing an MBA now(yup u can beat my ass up later for not telling ul :P). Might sound weird but im in hostel in my hometown(but then im loving it), and things are good. MBA in a simple words would be getting back the human nature, cus we're turned into animals in under graduation and this is the wake up call. The MBA subjects are different, unheard of before, taxing and of course vast and they literally change a person(well from the above para u can see that i lost the sense of humor). We had an internal exam and lets see how things turn up! Statistics: Nice subject, clean theory all you need to do is just write formulas and substitute values and u get the answer, sounded so exciting, but then we have more than 300 formulas. Economic: Economics is something everyone should know(i dont) we gain enough knowledge of this subject from dailies and weeklies(i dint) its more of common sense that theory. TQM [total quality management] and OB [ob...

me : hey there oyoyoy !! girl : hiii.. wassup? me : am duin gud girl : hmm me : whats hot? girl : hmm ...nm just beating around . . girl: hmm... i gtg :) bye me: oyoyoy tc WELL THAT WAS SO NORMAL !! now........... me : oyoyoy dude long time guy : hmm :) me : >. guy : yeah long time me : any news? guy : hmm.. no me : bye i gtg WELL HERE THE HMM SOUNDS GAY !! C mon guys you dont HMM to other guys while ur talk in person YTF do u'll do that on chat !!!!!! W ell guys dont hmm to guys, unless they have HOMOSEXUAL MOTIVES Its not about being gay its about acting gay, i mean no disrespect to the homosexuals, but then i hate guy who act gay, and piss me off ! Apart from this there are many more thing that can piss you off like delayed chatting, u just asked something and the person answers something questioned 2 min bk :P a: dude i got a car ! b: wow man a: i call her "niki" b: happy for you ! a: my wife gave it ! b: is she hot ? a: what ??????? b: whats the millage? a: i get ...

"2 minutes mein noodles tayaar" fuck that !!! Well this is how it goes for me, this is the way i cook the legendry maggy noodles minute 1: i try to open the pack with my hand but its hard so i look for sciscors and open the pack, empty the pack to the pan 2 : start the stove and run back to the place where i threw the cover, just to confirm if its 2 cups or is it 1.5 cups and then add the masala packed 3 : then the whole of masala wont come out because i dint cut it properly, not tear the whole packa apart and put it in the pan, then break the noodle cake into smaller chunks in the pan 4 : always some asshole haas to and has to call me when i cook something so i put on sim and attend it 5 : 5 minutes over and still not boiling, and i am stiring it, hmmmm i love this smell 6: now it boils, slowly bubbles coming but i cant wait, so i pick out a noodle and slurp it 7: getting thicker n thicker and now i start sweating cus of the heat and yes i dotn have my kerchier so run ...

My first acquaintance to formal letter writing was in 6th standard when i was in Calcutta, dint give much damn about it till i was in 10th, where formal letters had a considerably large marks. Well lemme cut the history short and end it here and to the point. We often not give much importance or sometime soon at all to English classes, since we can anyway pass without learning anything "cus we know the shit". BUT for instance when it comes to a real life experience :D we fk up. Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan" me(yawning):yes called:we are calling from axis bank ! (now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid) caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees. me: yes i did caller: you have mentioned the ...

Well well well roumers spread all such fake gurus and saints are being attacked/targeted. So wanted to clearify the fact to you'll that swamy is just a component of my name hence i ended up with this post "my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac" These gurus getting caught in sex,money or property scandals is not a new issue been uping for 20 yrs i guess.Still why the fuck do people trust these assholes. Just because they wear saint attire you pray them, donete money, buy book,cds listen to speech etc etc. WEll why dont you assume the fact that he is a pornstar/cheat/fakeass and ignore him from the beginning and in this way --> u wont get tensed when his video releases --> u wont have the guilt of being misguided by an asshole --> u wont have to waste petrol burning his office down --> most of all there wont be any stupid spiritual channels and those frequencies can be used for something more creative. Lets get more basic do we really need such gurus ! I...

The whoile country raised a finger against him, posters burnts, office shatters, devotees hurt etc etc Just because he had sexual affair ! Having sex is not a crime or a condemned thing, at a point of life every one does it, more over its cant be shunned in the very land of kamasuthra or the land of "SECOND LARGEST POPULATION". The public and media are simply over acting and misbehaving just TOO MUCH ! They claim he cheated the audience , well he never did , he had the full divine knowledge he knew vedas he was a brilliant guy who in the past 7 years of his public life, has been a transformational force in the lives of over 2 million people across numerous countries around the world. The powerful truths he lives and shares and his personal authenticity have made his teachings relevant across religions, cultures and class. HE AINT FAKE ! HAVING SEX WAS HIS BASIC HUMAN RIGHT ! ATLEAST HE DINT BROADCAST PORN TO PUBLIC LIKE THE NEWS CHANNEL DID! And hello PUBLIC if u reall...