the MeSwamy blog

happy pongirl to all ! well i wud jus like to talk about some pongirl do's and dont's and what i did this pongirl. -->the first day of pongal ie boghi(the day when old things are burnt) i was in college yep no holiday. and of burning i jus burned a movie disk in the morning in nero. After college i was going to a movie(my biggest mistake) so i gave my bag to another guy in my bus since i wont need no books ,i asked him to bring it after my vacation get over to college on reopeaning.the movie was a tamil feature film called "villu"(vijay movie) and villu means bow , as in "bow and arrow" ,and in the first 10 min i realised it was remake of hindi movie "soilder". It was shit just piece of shit , its was so gay i was like wtf i saw this movie, ppl burn old things on boghi i burned 110 rs and for this crap i waited in formal dress for 2 n half hours w/o eating and added to this one guy carried my bag home.... but the heroine nayanthara was fkin...

-->well i have often come across people going like they are the most inspiring people in the world, like "u have the power !", "you have potential !" , "just do it" , "yes u can do it !" the FUCK, i dont even wanna do it , whats the point if i got potential.This shit comes across in those chain business where u need to get some people under u when u earn little after spending a lot , ur seniors earn a bit more after spending a lot more !! now thats what you call gay !!! -->i remember once a lady came to me in a bus stand and gave me one such add-paper i went for the meeting and told her name for referral, they led me to her..there she was standing in heavy green saree lotsa gold(just to show off and let others know that she is rich cuz of that organization) thay said i have to pay 1000 bucks and i get a card and they give me some stupid things which i wud never need and i can sell it and get a negligible margin of profit ,then i ne...

i heard this song and i got all the answers socha hai(with answers) aasma hai neela kyun -->blue light has least deviation paani geela geela kyun -->adhersive property of water gol kyun hai zamee -->nature of gravity silk mein hai narmi kyun -->its bio-chemical composition has light fibers in small streach aag mein hai garmi kyun -->its an exothermic reaction do aur do paanch kyun nahi -->because 2+2=4.....well neva mind ped ho gaye kam kyun -->deforestation, tumhare stage banekeliye lakdi ki jarurath thi teen hain ye mausam kyun -->western civilisation pe chaar hai chaand do kyun nahi --> it was actually 2 one fell off(not a joke its for real) duniya mein hai junge kyun -->religion behta laal rang kyun -->cuz blood is red in colour and people are fk crazy sarhaden hain kyun har kahin -->well !! socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi -->yes ofcourse socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi -->asshole i said yes socha nahi to socho abhi -->ur screwed...

-->I was in hyderabad for the last 5 day, prety good city . After a real long time got to see autos-rickshaws with meters[and they use it too] and after a real real long time i got to see chicks on bikes[cob's] an oyoyoy for them. -->NOW lemme get back to the topic hot at 23°c , well its the hyderabadies that are hot and to be more specific the hyderababies o_O. They are bold and few of them are strong too , ahem ahem !! HELLO stop dreaming what i meant is BEWARE. -->THE people blame IT for the price raise[which happens to affect only the beer rates ,lingerie and pub taxes].Well they forgetting the fact that without IT(or it) they wont have any cob's. -->THE twin city hydera/secundrabad is connected by a place called begumpet,well the first day news paper freaked me out it read "call from uae claim bomb in hyderabad and doubted area list had begumpet".I couldent een swallow any think in the morning but well for lunch i had a full plate noo...

-->oh i jus hit goa last week. HOT city , literally hot. hot in the morning and gets WET when the lights are out ;) i meant evening rains..ok -->well one thing, i wonder why they call it "bachelor's paradise" when most of people out there are couples(even in pubs). -->goa is pretty cute and sceenic cuz most of it is uncovered by man.. sea looks really sexy by night.. when the moon light glistles on the waves... forming silver~lins in sea matching the clouds....which dint rain... -->goa has a lot to offer ,but often it turns out to be expensive for what it actually should be.. for examples kops, man they are damn un~trained they dont even know how to bully people, they dont have constant supply of bribe from shiops ,they ride hired bikes and actually pay for it but they charge out siders a lot.... -->there is so much to SEE in goa in all season i wonder how people jus go there to booze... damn them ... thay dont have a purpose to ...

-->well the us polls is whoooooooping up asses throufgout the world...... some say the race is between the first women prez and first black prez ,in both the case ,its the first democrat prez of this millinium... -->for Indian's this is quite really weird that two people from same party oppose each other...btw they are yet to come outta the shock that America's got only two party... -->chances of obama and clinton winning is definitely more than anybody else...im not telling this because, i don't know the names of other contestants but cuz these two are are implementing INDIAN pollitics. -->many us prez have visited India but only mr.clinton is the only guy who learned something from us..to be more specific from lallo..yep when you cant score let your wife do it....... -->obama is doing what every new polititian does(except for starting a new party)..i mean Indian politicians start a party of their casts name and get their peoples vote well here in ...

-->i donno if pen is mightier than a sword ,any ways i dont give a damn,i got something better to talk about.WHAT CAN HAPPEN OVER a PEN? :-0 -->Yep, pens can cause havocs upto to extents(un~imaginable),i dont know what with a "ten rupees" pen people fight over it like its their life.Well, some even write their names in a small bit of paper and slid it into the pens tube, to ensure that he can prove its his pen. :-)) -->Yeah ill like to drop what happened in my college..ok i dont want to use the real names so let it be like A,B,C,D and ofcourse M.the situtain was something like A,M had the same type of pen(may be)..and A seems to have lost his pen..and was arguying over M's pen claiming it ho be his ..lol... B,C,D sitting close listening to the whole crap ...unaware of the fact that M was now into dissing A(sarcastically) M : If you lose your wife some day.. would you stop every couple on the road and say "HEY! thats my wife.." and then like ...