the MeSwamy blog

-->oh i jus hit goa last week. HOT city , literally hot. hot in the morning and gets WET when the lights are out ;) i meant evening rains..ok -->well one thing, i wonder why they call it "bachelor's paradise" when most of people out there are couples(even in pubs). -->goa is pretty cute and sceenic cuz most of it is uncovered by man.. sea looks really sexy by night.. when the moon light glistles on the waves... forming silver~lins in sea matching the clouds....which dint rain... -->goa has a lot to offer ,but often it turns out to be expensive for what it actually should be.. for examples kops, man they are damn un~trained they dont even know how to bully people, they dont have constant supply of bribe from shiops ,they ride hired bikes and actually pay for it but they charge out siders a lot.... -->there is so much to SEE in goa in all season i wonder how people jus go there to booze... damn them ... thay dont have a purpose to ...

-->well the us polls is whoooooooping up asses throufgout the world...... some say the race is between the first women prez and first black prez ,in both the case ,its the first democrat prez of this millinium... -->for Indian's this is quite really weird that two people from same party oppose each other...btw they are yet to come outta the shock that America's got only two party... -->chances of obama and clinton winning is definitely more than anybody else...im not telling this because, i don't know the names of other contestants but cuz these two are are implementing INDIAN pollitics. -->many us prez have visited India but only mr.clinton is the only guy who learned something from us..to be more specific from lallo..yep when you cant score let your wife do it....... -->obama is doing what every new polititian does(except for starting a new party)..i mean Indian politicians start a party of their casts name and get their peoples vote well here in ...

-->i donno if pen is mightier than a sword ,any ways i dont give a damn,i got something better to talk about.WHAT CAN HAPPEN OVER a PEN? :-0 -->Yep, pens can cause havocs upto to extents(un~imaginable),i dont know what with a "ten rupees" pen people fight over it like its their life.Well, some even write their names in a small bit of paper and slid it into the pens tube, to ensure that he can prove its his pen. :-)) -->Yeah ill like to drop what happened in my college..ok i dont want to use the real names so let it be like A,B,C,D and ofcourse M.the situtain was something like A,M had the same type of pen(may be)..and A seems to have lost his pen..and was arguying over M's pen claiming it ho be his ..lol... B,C,D sitting close listening to the whole crap ...unaware of the fact that M was now into dissing A(sarcastically) M : If you lose your wife some day.. would you stop every couple on the road and say "HEY! thats my wife.." and then like ...

-->Well now a days people are too much about with this whole crap about asstrology.They actually belive an uneducated asstrologer can change their life and bring foutune.People think paying them will hepl change their stars.They visit every jerk in the city who claims he can predickt your life. -->I think i should quit ma education and get a asstrology dictionary and get used to some vocab and become one of em.. un imaginable salary and not to mention of the status among people, where ever you go, they run behing you like fans...wow NOTICE: MESWAMY THE ASSTROLOGER FOR BUSINESS MEN:to know where to add an alphabet in the name ,where to keep your canteen ,where to keep your water bottles while meeting etc FOR HOME: where to place your taps in bathroom, where to keep your geust's footwear, lucky shower-cap colour etc. FOR STUDENTS:what are the lucky page no. to be studied for good marks ,mantras for different subjects , special mantras for unit tests,quaterly,half yearly and...

i kicked in a freestyle and i dont know why may be its my college , a bitch i cant deny it makes me pissed off and its seeking sorrow you know why, cuz its reopeaning 2moro im rolling, where the gods gone when i need why is there no clouds and no cyclones indeed what mistake did i do i neva had greed i dint smoke, i dint drink, n ive neva seen weeds god : yo... yeah... u just a punk and not the treasure in ma trunk who gives a damn you never got drunk look at your score book you neva flunk and look at your freestyle, its, all, junk(angles start laughing) thank DESTINY, you werent a monk else i'dd had to cut 60 yrs with a phunk watcha gonna do staying homelike a chunk go out do some shit cuz the world aint free i dissed you so set me up a robust hunk to hit me if ya can do no shit then,man just bunk its so eazy

-->NO SONGS:the movie had no songs,in other words no item number in the movie.well 40% of movie watchers dint get wht they want in movies -->SHORT MOVIE:a regular movie watcher in south india would fell cheated when he pays the money for ticket like other movies but gets only 2 hrs,35% of the movie watchers felt the producers robbed them of 1 hr -->HERO DIES:"c'mon how can a hero die, its not even a movie", i heard ppl shouting this outta the theatere, some even think (astrologically) that if they watch a movie in which hero dies then it brings them bad luck so 10% backed off -->NO VILLIAN:even hero's death was digested by many ,but no villian was too much a thaught ahead for tamil audience when movies like atm and polladhavan hit,that takes away 5% more WELL WHAT WE CAN CONCLUDE FROM THE FACTS IS (HMM,100-40-35-10-5=10) ONLY 10% OF TAMIL MOVIE WATCHERS ARE MATURE ENOUGH TO WATCH A CONCIOUS MOVIE LIKE THIS MY REVIEW: -->the intro part was mind blowing ...

-->yep,long back in eastern europe, which at that time was more devoloped than west. there was an illtempered merchant. once partially cooked mulll's meat.(mulll's was the slang for some animal now extint) it was a bit hard and he kept on pinching his spoon into a chunk of meat but he failed constantly and there he got angry and threw his spoon down. those days spoon was made of stone,so it broke in the top forming a "V" shape. then he tried again it easily clung,this slowly got modified to what you today call fork --> there is another story , the antient chinees used wodden spoons(introduced by forign traders) the made spoons outta wood. for eating noodles the used two spoons.(or it slips away) they hold food between two spoons. but one day a small boy had only one spoon so he tried to lift noodles but it fell down so he tried to put the spoon in spinned it so that the noodles roll on to it. later he learned it the spoon had slits then it wud be easy and slow...