Drunk and drinking girls totally made fun of in this track. Brining in every aspect Adhi of HipHop Tamizha totally ruled the whole issue, NO HARD feeling to the hot party lovers but you been OWNED IN THIS TRACK .
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
A tribute to drinking girls XD
Drunk and drinking girls totally made fun of in this track. Brining in every aspect Adhi of HipHop Tamizha totally ruled the whole issue, NO HARD feeling to the hot party lovers but you been OWNED IN THIS TRACK .
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Diwali WTF
1) Burst crackers, fireworks pollute the sky, sometime fire works on us, and then wake up with a burning eye due to excess smoke in the air.
2) Eat sweets like pig and end up in new unhealthy situations, every year and then take resolutions that dont even help.
3) Buy things we dont even need, at prices we dont really afford, on discount that are so fake.
4) Pray in a language(sanskrith) we hardly understand.
5) Well now the movie makers actually make us believe that we badly need to WATCH A MOVIE ON DIWALI, if not at least go to the theater and see the poster.
6) All the TV channels compete for TRP putting exclusive shows to make sure that no one watches TV.
7) We walk into a flooded Textile/Clothing shop to pick one random dress just for the sake of it and wait 2 hrs for the bill.
8) From this year onward they have found even dogs are badly affected.
9) NOT to mention about the SMS which are not free on this day and the day before.
10) From when did diwali and booze sale started correlating ???
11) We random walk the stock market ourself that too knowingly.
WELL we actually forget the fact is DEEPAWALI/ DEWALI is all about just lighting up a diya/deepam/oil lamp, LIVE SIMPLE..ITS Beautiful :)
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
And thats how i MBA
Now that my interns are over and my college breaks open for 3rd semester the second year of MBA. Apart form the regular college is boring, hostel sucks, i hate college food etc etc regular MBA punchnama i have some hot opening story...
The first day of my course i woke up late and missed the very first session, now that is not something so cool a thing as i am answerable the next day. So i thought il say i had some medicine and couldent wake up early or some crap like that and this is what happened
PROF : Swamynathan ! You dint come to my morning class yesterday ?
ME : sir last night i was ill ! i had heavy dose of medicine late night so couldent get up early.
PROF : oh ! royal stag ?
ME: (mumbling and holding myself in shock) no sir i had cetrazine......
--one asshole from the back shouts "have I made it large"--
PROF: discuss about the cetrazine later
ME :@!$!
The first day of my course i woke up late and missed the very first session, now that is not something so cool a thing as i am answerable the next day. So i thought il say i had some medicine and couldent wake up early or some crap like that and this is what happened
PROF : Swamynathan ! You dint come to my morning class yesterday ?
ME : sir last night i was ill ! i had heavy dose of medicine late night so couldent get up early.
PROF : oh ! royal stag ?
ME: (mumbling and holding myself in shock) no sir i had cetrazine......
--one asshole from the back shouts "have I made it large"--
PROF: discuss about the cetrazine later
ME :@!$!
Friday, June 17, 2011
Inception-e-discO
[If you havent seen the Movie inception you might not enjoy this post to its fullest but after reading this post if you watch Inception you enjoy it mroe than rest ;)]
I have a confession to make!!
LONG LONG AGO when I was studying for my exams,I slowly dosed off, to realize I started dreaming. AND what I was studying was playing around the dream :O :O :O
The same happened quite a few more times, that's when i found to my surprise i had super powers "i could built and go into a dream world just by reading books".
Then i started reading newspapers, magz to pull more of current things into my dream and there i became a strong dream technician. Then if i wanted to study something, all i had to do was start reading the book goto my dream, search for my dream-bookshelf and keep a book of that subject,and before some character out of no where, with no introduction comes and snatches it away. After i make sure its safe i quickly run from it, swing in the air, jump down and tadaaaa ITS ON.
Kept doing this for quite some time till i realized when i study with other i could navigate into others dreams too, I started keeping book in their dream-shelves too!! BUT to get them out of the dream i had to shoot a bullet in their forehead. When im in their dreams i could as well browse what was there in their dream-shelf to see what they have already studied, or browse into their secret vaults to find their dark or bright secrets...SLOWLY i turned this into a profession, no not the book thing actually the secret vault thingy...... I make them read Harry potter and put them into sleep, when they are in their dream i pose like the new replacement for "dumbledore" and ask them to check if their vault is all right and when they go open it BANG :D :D :D :D
If i read a book in my dream i could further go into inner dream levels, but if i read the same book twice i go into LIMBO, which in simple words is "a disco that plays miley cirus all day long WITH THE VIDEO ". SO i had to take precaution each time.
It was going all good till i started dealing the wiser ones who refuse to read Harry potter so i gave them sidney sheldon, the biggest mistake in my life. You never know when a women chases you or tries to kill you in very unmentionable ways. AND IT WAS THEN i had an unsuccessful mission and this time we had a college faculty involved. YUP I was given a chance to make it up, I had to train a bunch of students a day before the final Semester exam AND they showed up only 20 minutes before the exam.
Eight guys 20 min, which means in first dream level il have 1.5hrs, but wont be enough to find 8 books. So i have to make them study a book in their dream and goto the next dream level where i get an equivalent of 8 hrs where i can keep the book finally and then come out of one dream and make other person goto next level and so on.
NOW i was done with 4 person. I had 12 min in real world left 40 min in the first level. Sort of enough but this is when One of the students imagine about the invigilator and the dream manifest to be against us and the remaining 4 are lost in different levels, Not i found two in same level after a long search, and to this i realized that all the books were with one person and he is still missing. Then i used by spare book to goto next level catch the guy who had the book. We were now in his dream and it was inside a library now this is the rush of my life ---> the other guy in the library read the very book he read in the beginning and HE WENT INTO A LIMBO.......
I finished the remaining guys now i had only 3 minutes left in real world = 20 minutes in level 2 = 3 hours in level 3 = 22 hours in level 4 =62 yrs in the LIMBO. I took the risk, went into the LIMBO(the last time i was in limbo was when i read 'angles n demons' twice in 2 levels) and trust me LIMBO was not a great place!!! THIS time Miley Cirus was playing LIVE. It was already 22 yrs for the guy who was in, and no wonder what would happen to a guy who heard Miley 22yrs live, he almost lost IT, killing him and bringing back was easy. I told him she was singing and he died out of surprise!!!
Now we all in level 1 with 12 minutes there, 1 min40sec in real life. I forgot my gun, now freaking out to find ways to get out. It was just a minute before the elcturer pushed us from the benches kicking us out of our dream right in time for exam.
They and me Happily lived ever after :)
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Facebookaholic
I turned on my laptop. Even before the desktop loaded, I clicked on the browser icon, I couldn't wait till i could click on the Facebook.com short cut on the user tab, it turned on with my password saved; I hit enter fast, like a chat ninja.
There was I.
In front of a huge number of notifications, which slowly i opened one by one. I liked a few random pics even if I thought it were stupid, then a few status messages which I dint even read fully, then a few app request without wondering "Why would some one even like a app request?" and then drop a few comments hopefully, hopeless. Then like my own comments even if it had just a little essence of humor, then randomly read a few other comments, and like the rest. Then comes the crucial decision making part when I need to choose a pic of mine and change my DP again. Update a status. Like it. I would even like the like button if it were feasible. Read a few messages often spam, then reply with equally meaningful content. Then go to my profile page and poke back the huge list awaiting to be clicked. Then slowly sit back and scroll down through the updates and follow the usual facebook of custom of likes. And then a cold sweat drips when I think about logging out.
Finally I logout. And shut my laptop.
Walk out to my bed to realize that the reason I had turned my laptop on to see my "time table" for tomorrows class !!
The fact that worries me more is that when I turned on the laptop again i thought it was more important to share it on my status message, but what i typed was top big for it THATS WHY I BLOGGED and I still havent checked the time table YET !
I in the witness of the almighty and the fear of thy self, declare and admit that I am a Facebook addict !
SAVE ME !!! SAVE YOURSELF TOO !!
There was I.
In front of a huge number of notifications, which slowly i opened one by one. I liked a few random pics even if I thought it were stupid, then a few status messages which I dint even read fully, then a few app request without wondering "Why would some one even like a app request?" and then drop a few comments hopefully, hopeless. Then like my own comments even if it had just a little essence of humor, then randomly read a few other comments, and like the rest. Then comes the crucial decision making part when I need to choose a pic of mine and change my DP again. Update a status. Like it. I would even like the like button if it were feasible. Read a few messages often spam, then reply with equally meaningful content. Then go to my profile page and poke back the huge list awaiting to be clicked. Then slowly sit back and scroll down through the updates and follow the usual facebook of custom of likes. And then a cold sweat drips when I think about logging out.
Finally I logout. And shut my laptop.
Walk out to my bed to realize that the reason I had turned my laptop on to see my "time table" for tomorrows class !!
The fact that worries me more is that when I turned on the laptop again i thought it was more important to share it on my status message, but what i typed was top big for it THATS WHY I BLOGGED and I still havent checked the time table YET !
I in the witness of the almighty and the fear of thy self, declare and admit that I am a Facebook addict !
SAVE ME !!! SAVE YOURSELF TOO !!
Thursday, February 3, 2011
the TREK
It was too early a morning, one among the rare days when i get to see a 5 am, took a shower, had to brush while in shower as i was already late .......;) ....... .......rushed to CMBT where we all, a group of 16 from my college and 4 more from the ECOLOGIN, the trek organizers assembled, where we came to realize that MTC bus was waiting for us :O :O. As soon as we jumped in, we started our grand endeavor with bananas :P :P YUP in the bus early morning, followed by few more snacks, juice etc etc etc.....we got down at VELLORE where we had breakfast(i mentioned this to make sure that dont mistake the bus munchies for breakfast, we actually eat a lot). Then we got on a bus to some place then from that some place we got on a share auto to another some place, from where we started our trek.
Well before i get into the details of the trek there is something i would love to mention, well................... few first timers got a huge suitcase along filled with all everything perhaps a beauty parlor would have,and the HELL I WAS THINKING when i was teasing them for carrying heavy luggage !!!!!!!!!!!! cus never did i know due to physical endurance and trek continuity I HAD TO CARRY IT ALL ALONG X(.......one more thing is the fact that we realized it the HARD way that it was not a picnic, it was a hilly forest trek oh around 10 km walk everyday...........and things like how fresh and brisk we were before we started and it was only 30 min and everyone is crying.......putting it in a single word it was fulla surprises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAY1: The organizers had planned for a tight tough trek just to give us a taste of what real trekking is all about. It was Armageddon. Semi-dense hilly forest with bushes and shrubs which had more thorns than leaves, rocks scattered all the path enough to make keep us slow and yet make someone fall every 2 min, weird looking snakes, insects which even etymologist wouldn't have seen,and not to mention the heavy luggage.But then we were still busy searching for our favorite cream biscuit from the bottom of the bags, drinking pepsi as if we were chilling in a lounge and fighting for the last piece of lays! We were divided into 3 segments obviously the first, the middle and the last........for coordinating, controlling etc etc etc...but then all i remember was anybody who made it fast were first slowest ones the last the remaining the middle, and co-ordination LOL I REALLY PITY THE ORGANIZERS FOR ACCEPTING US TO TREK :P................then we stopped by a small hillock for a small break, eventually became a big one and of course yes we were already slow and late. then we were told we would trek for 15 more min reach a stream then an hour and an half more to a village where we would grab some rest and have lunch...............and yes we were so FAST that we took some rest and had our lunch within an hour near the STREAM then 2 more hours the village where we got some more water ate more snacks then we were told we are going to have a down trek leading to a valley village where we would camp for night, it was almost dark when we started and forests in dark i need not describe. The rocks were slippery/shakey, bushes suspicious of animals and water almost over, STILL every time some one slips there is a person aptly ready to capture a foto and shout a call ! :P :P.....the organizers did a great job of encouragement THEY SAID ONLY 10 MINUTES MORE EVERY 30 MIN FOR 3 HOURS............and then we reached....we are some food locally prepared got into better dresses laid out a tent and ROCK on i have no memories of between 11pm to 7 am....
DAY2: We got up one by one got FRESH(sort of) then we had a small session on making different types of knots, i loved the handcuff knot, then we quickly pushed off started walking, i was re-leaved of suitcase, but it was my turn for tent bag x( X(.............we were walking on open field :D :D flat lands no trees but then hot scorching sun....we had to cross the same stream 3-4 times at different places.....sounded weird but then it was fun watching people fall at streams, then we landed near a waterfall.....it was shallow...it was a natural slide....the water was clean and REALLY COLD......and yup everyone was thrown into the water no matter what, and those who resisted were later attacked and submerged in completely.......and we lunched......now every one was soo sleepy that no one even want to walk an inch but then in 30 min we had rock climbing in teams of 5 :O :O :O, i still cant believe i actually climbed a huge rock :O :O :O then we trekked uphill by the evening and yes the final destination was always 10 min away. then an open grounds where we hoisted the tent...........had a camp fire...........cooked sweet potatoes which we carried for 2 days.....then had our supper.................then had a rounds of talks/chats/blabbering/etc etc/.......then we tried sleeping...but it was soo cold and the camp filled with dew few guys pumped out the fire again and few more joined them........the good thing was when most of them were outside there were a lot of extra blankets enough to keep me warm in the tent :P :P :P
DAY 3: Woke up late to find that still majority of them were hidden under blankets, it was almost 8 and we were asked to start off ASAP, most of them refused to BATH, but a few of us to be specific a 4 of us asked for JUST 10 MIN and took a healthy drench in the stream and got back by 9, had some camp made maggi n cup noodles ...then we rolled up the tent had some map making activities we had to cap the map of the locality on ground it was kinda fun !!!!!! then we sat doing nothing ...when the girls started playing and swinging in tree branches and YUP few more fotos of falling people. then some locally made lunch from a village and we started of slowly walking an open road which lead us to a bus stop where we had to wait for a bus which never came...mean while people started pwning each other............yeah i got owned badly :( :(...........we got out of the hill in a state of art vehicle to another some place from where the BUS got us back home :D There is lot more to discuss about the trek but then im god damn tired of writing..
DO JoIN THESE GUYS ON THEIR NEXT OUTING: ITS A RECOMEND
www.ecologin.org
www.ecologin.ning.com
Well before i get into the details of the trek there is something i would love to mention, well................... few first timers got a huge suitcase along filled with all everything perhaps a beauty parlor would have,and the HELL I WAS THINKING when i was teasing them for carrying heavy luggage !!!!!!!!!!!! cus never did i know due to physical endurance and trek continuity I HAD TO CARRY IT ALL ALONG X(.......one more thing is the fact that we realized it the HARD way that it was not a picnic, it was a hilly forest trek oh around 10 km walk everyday...........and things like how fresh and brisk we were before we started and it was only 30 min and everyone is crying.......putting it in a single word it was fulla surprises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAY1: The organizers had planned for a tight tough trek just to give us a taste of what real trekking is all about. It was Armageddon. Semi-dense hilly forest with bushes and shrubs which had more thorns than leaves, rocks scattered all the path enough to make keep us slow and yet make someone fall every 2 min, weird looking snakes, insects which even etymologist wouldn't have seen,and not to mention the heavy luggage.But then we were still busy searching for our favorite cream biscuit from the bottom of the bags, drinking pepsi as if we were chilling in a lounge and fighting for the last piece of lays! We were divided into 3 segments obviously the first, the middle and the last........for coordinating, controlling etc etc etc...but then all i remember was anybody who made it fast were first slowest ones the last the remaining the middle, and co-ordination LOL I REALLY PITY THE ORGANIZERS FOR ACCEPTING US TO TREK :P................then we stopped by a small hillock for a small break, eventually became a big one and of course yes we were already slow and late. then we were told we would trek for 15 more min reach a stream then an hour and an half more to a village where we would grab some rest and have lunch...............and yes we were so FAST that we took some rest and had our lunch within an hour near the STREAM then 2 more hours the village where we got some more water ate more snacks then we were told we are going to have a down trek leading to a valley village where we would camp for night, it was almost dark when we started and forests in dark i need not describe. The rocks were slippery/shakey, bushes suspicious of animals and water almost over, STILL every time some one slips there is a person aptly ready to capture a foto and shout a call ! :P :P.....the organizers did a great job of encouragement THEY SAID ONLY 10 MINUTES MORE EVERY 30 MIN FOR 3 HOURS............and then we reached....we are some food locally prepared got into better dresses laid out a tent and ROCK on i have no memories of between 11pm to 7 am....
DAY2: We got up one by one got FRESH(sort of) then we had a small session on making different types of knots, i loved the handcuff knot, then we quickly pushed off started walking, i was re-leaved of suitcase, but it was my turn for tent bag x( X(.............we were walking on open field :D :D flat lands no trees but then hot scorching sun....we had to cross the same stream 3-4 times at different places.....sounded weird but then it was fun watching people fall at streams, then we landed near a waterfall.....it was shallow...it was a natural slide....the water was clean and REALLY COLD......and yup everyone was thrown into the water no matter what, and those who resisted were later attacked and submerged in completely.......and we lunched......now every one was soo sleepy that no one even want to walk an inch but then in 30 min we had rock climbing in teams of 5 :O :O :O, i still cant believe i actually climbed a huge rock :O :O :O then we trekked uphill by the evening and yes the final destination was always 10 min away. then an open grounds where we hoisted the tent...........had a camp fire...........cooked sweet potatoes which we carried for 2 days.....then had our supper.................then had a rounds of talks/chats/blabbering/etc etc/.......then we tried sleeping...but it was soo cold and the camp filled with dew few guys pumped out the fire again and few more joined them........the good thing was when most of them were outside there were a lot of extra blankets enough to keep me warm in the tent :P :P :P
DAY 3: Woke up late to find that still majority of them were hidden under blankets, it was almost 8 and we were asked to start off ASAP, most of them refused to BATH, but a few of us to be specific a 4 of us asked for JUST 10 MIN and took a healthy drench in the stream and got back by 9, had some camp made maggi n cup noodles ...then we rolled up the tent had some map making activities we had to cap the map of the locality on ground it was kinda fun !!!!!! then we sat doing nothing ...when the girls started playing and swinging in tree branches and YUP few more fotos of falling people. then some locally made lunch from a village and we started of slowly walking an open road which lead us to a bus stop where we had to wait for a bus which never came...mean while people started pwning each other............yeah i got owned badly :( :(...........we got out of the hill in a state of art vehicle to another some place from where the BUS got us back home :D There is lot more to discuss about the trek but then im god damn tired of writing..
DO JoIN THESE GUYS ON THEIR NEXT OUTING: ITS A RECOMEND
www.ecologin.org
www.ecologin.ning.com
Sunday, November 7, 2010
me and mbaaaaaaaaaaaa
For those whom i havent informed yet, yes im doing an MBA now(yup u can beat my ass up later for not telling ul :P). Might sound weird but im in hostel in my hometown(but then im loving it), and things are good.
MBA in a simple words would be getting back the human nature, cus we're turned into animals in under graduation and this is the wake up call.
The MBA subjects are different, unheard of before, taxing and of course vast and they literally change a person(well from the above para u can see that i lost the sense of humor).
We had an internal exam and lets see how things turn up!
Statistics:
Nice subject, clean theory all you need to do is just write formulas and substitute values and u get the answer, sounded so exciting, but then we have more than 300 formulas.
Economic:
Economics is something everyone should know(i dont) we gain enough knowledge of this subject from dailies and weeklies(i dint) its more of common sense that theory.
TQM [total quality management] and OB [observational behavior ohh i mean organizational behavior]:
These two papers are the soul of MBA [im sorry no more comments, if ur an MBA u wud know what]
Accountancy:
Accountancy the heart of finance, money matters a really interesting subject i sorta fell in love with accountancy but then our relation is a bit complicated, i realized this in exams.
LEGAL ASPECTS of business:
This is something i fear most we actually need to remember acts and sections and schedules "meri toh ek defination mein fatthi hai, ye toh pura act ki bath karthe hai"(in tamil "inge oru defination ke vakku illai, act ah act") I even tried wearing black dress for the law exam but dint work.
summing up: well now u know why i dont post blogs so often, why i stopped movie reviews, or why my fb status and gtalk status are either lame or copied from other sites !
GOD BLESS ME
Thursday, July 22, 2010
guys dont hmm to guys !!!!!!!!!!!!
me : hey there oyoyoy !!
girl : hiii.. wassup?
me : am duin gud
girl : hmm
me : whats hot?
girl : hmm ...nm just beating around
.
.
girl: hmm... i gtg :) bye
me: oyoyoy tc
WELL THAT WAS SO NORMAL !!
now...........
me : oyoyoy dude long time
guy : hmm :)
me : >.<
guy : yeah long time
me : any news?
guy : hmm.. no
me : bye i gtg
WELL HERE THE HMM SOUNDS GAY !!
C mon guys you dont HMM to other guys while ur talk in person YTF do u'll do that on chat !!!!!!
Well guys dont hmm to guys, unless they have HOMOSEXUAL MOTIVES
Its not about being gay its about acting gay, i mean no disrespect to the homosexuals, but then i hate guy who act gay, and piss me off ! Apart from this there are many more thing that can piss you off like delayed chatting, u just asked something and the person answers something questioned 2 min bk :P
a: dude i got a car !
b: wow man
a: i call her "niki"
b: happy for you !
a: my wife gave it !
b: is she hot ?
a: what ???????
b: whats the millage?
a: i get a 15 on a litre
b: thats hot man
went out some where
a: yeah went to a long drive like a 100 miles with ma wife
b: thats long man
a: to a motel
b: did she make noise
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i would jus say type in a speed ur opponent is typing.
good bye !
girl : hiii.. wassup?
me : am duin gud
girl : hmm
me : whats hot?
girl : hmm ...nm just beating around
.
.
girl: hmm... i gtg :) bye
me: oyoyoy tc
WELL THAT WAS SO NORMAL !!
now...........
me : oyoyoy dude long time
guy : hmm :)
me : >.<
guy : yeah long time
me : any news?
guy : hmm.. no
me : bye i gtg
WELL HERE THE HMM SOUNDS GAY !!
C mon guys you dont HMM to other guys while ur talk in person YTF do u'll do that on chat !!!!!!
Well guys dont hmm to guys, unless they have HOMOSEXUAL MOTIVES
Its not about being gay its about acting gay, i mean no disrespect to the homosexuals, but then i hate guy who act gay, and piss me off ! Apart from this there are many more thing that can piss you off like delayed chatting, u just asked something and the person answers something questioned 2 min bk :P
a: dude i got a car !
b: wow man
a: i call her "niki"
b: happy for you !
a: my wife gave it !
b: is she hot ?
a: what ???????
b: whats the millage?
a: i get a 15 on a litre
b: thats hot man
went out some where
a: yeah went to a long drive like a 100 miles with ma wife
b: thats long man
a: to a motel
b: did she make noise
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i would jus say type in a speed ur opponent is typing.
good bye !
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
maggy takes atleat 8 minutes to make
"2 minutes mein noodles tayaar" fuck that !!!
Well this is how it goes for me, this is the way i cook the legendry maggy noodles
minute 1: i try to open the pack with my hand but its hard so i look for sciscors and open the pack, empty the pack to the pan
2 : start the stove and run back to the place where i threw the cover, just to confirm if its 2 cups or is it 1.5 cups and then add the masala packed
3 : then the whole of masala wont come out because i dint cut it properly, not tear the whole packa apart and put it in the pan, then break the noodle cake into smaller chunks in the pan
4 : always some asshole haas to and has to call me when i cook something so i put on sim and attend it
5 : 5 minutes over and still not boiling, and i am stiring it, hmmmm i love this smell
6: now it boils, slowly bubbles coming but i cant wait, so i pick out a noodle and slurp it
7: getting thicker n thicker and now i start sweating cus of the heat and yes i dotn have my kerchier so run back to comp table n grab one
8: yup its ready but, i want it thicker so sim and wait................. then put some ketchup over it and oyoyoy its ready !!
10: its all finished !
HEY NOW I GET , ITS CALLED 2 MIN NOODLES CUS WHEN YOUR HUNGRY YOU FINISH IT IN 2 MIN.
ps:ive tried even with microwave even that takes longer duration
Saturday, April 10, 2010
on writing a formal letter
My first acquaintance to formal letter writing was in 6th standard when i was in Calcutta, dint give much damn about it till i was in 10th, where formal letters had a considerably large marks. Well lemme cut the history short and end it here and to the point. We often not give much importance or sometime soon at all to English classes, since we can anyway pass without learning anything "cus we know the shit". BUT for instance when it comes to a real life experience :D we fk up.
Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning
caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan"
me(yawning):yes
called:we are calling from axis bank !
(now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid)
caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees.
me: yes i did
caller: you have mentioned the account number wrong
me: huh what
caller: goto nearest Axis bank and get the issue solved.
I slept again cus it was too early for me to wake up 9 40 am.
Then after lunch i went to the bank nearby thinking all i have to do is tell him blah blah blah happened and he will fix it.
I did that and then he made some calls verified some details from me..........
HE suddenly turned to me and said no issues just write a letter to return the check and give it to the lady in that desk and he went of handing me a A4 empty sheet.
The world spun around me i was like "wot dhe fk " :O
Now to whom do i write, what format do i follow, what details do i disclose in a letter, what content do i write. All my english teachers flashed in my mind right from LKG to 1ST yr in engg all laughing at me singing "watcha gonna do when they come for you ?"
Then the lady sitting next to me was writing a letter too, :D:D:D of course i dint learn how to write a letter from all these years of so called formal eduction "BUT I WAS GREAT AT COPYING".
She wrote the city n date, i did the same
She addresses it to the branch manager i did the same
She wrote her address i wrote mine :D
She started with the body i waited for her to finish the body of her letter so i could know how to portray the content,
Now i was well set ready to write i managed to write something and hurrayyyyyyyiiiiieeeeeOUCH, the lady moved out, now i was sitting there wondering all the wonders of the communications history with a half written formal letter i dint even see if the lady signed on the right side or the left side[i know it dossent matter BUT STIL].
First did inky pinky ponky but then it dossent count for 2 opptions. So i waited for the area to get clear and did "spin the pen" it showed right side and phew i signed gave it to them and ran off !!
PS: If you are english teacher please quote this scenario in your classroom :(
atleast let the next generation be prepared!
JAI HIND!
Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning
caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan"
me(yawning):yes
called:we are calling from axis bank !
(now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid)
caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees.
me: yes i did
caller: you have mentioned the account number wrong
me: huh what
caller: goto nearest Axis bank and get the issue solved.
I slept again cus it was too early for me to wake up 9 40 am.
Then after lunch i went to the bank nearby thinking all i have to do is tell him blah blah blah happened and he will fix it.
I did that and then he made some calls verified some details from me..........
HE suddenly turned to me and said no issues just write a letter to return the check and give it to the lady in that desk and he went of handing me a A4 empty sheet.
The world spun around me i was like "wot dhe fk " :O
Now to whom do i write, what format do i follow, what details do i disclose in a letter, what content do i write. All my english teachers flashed in my mind right from LKG to 1ST yr in engg all laughing at me singing "watcha gonna do when they come for you ?"
Then the lady sitting next to me was writing a letter too, :D:D:D of course i dint learn how to write a letter from all these years of so called formal eduction "BUT I WAS GREAT AT COPYING".
She wrote the city n date, i did the same
She addresses it to the branch manager i did the same
She wrote her address i wrote mine :D
She started with the body i waited for her to finish the body of her letter so i could know how to portray the content,
Now i was well set ready to write i managed to write something and hurrayyyyyyyiiiiieeeeeOUCH, the lady moved out, now i was sitting there wondering all the wonders of the communications history with a half written formal letter i dint even see if the lady signed on the right side or the left side[i know it dossent matter BUT STIL].
First did inky pinky ponky but then it dossent count for 2 opptions. So i waited for the area to get clear and did "spin the pen" it showed right side and phew i signed gave it to them and ran off !!
PS: If you are english teacher please quote this scenario in your classroom :(
atleast let the next generation be prepared!
JAI HIND!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)