malaysia vs india

Malaysia truly Asia ! im so convinced about this after a recent visit, this being my first trip to malaysia,also the first trip out of India and also the first time i got my passport out of ma fkin shelf , so was excited the whole trip (throught out the trip , damn )!!

well lemme compare india and malaysia on few aspects


CITY:
M: awesomly built, extreamly maintained, great acrh/engg amazing planning over all mind blowing
I: slowly picking up speed i wont say we're to back but pretty much

ENVIRONMENT:
M: so clean n fresh , of course thats on a cost but its feels gr8
I: home sweet home(please dont ask more)

COST OF LIVING :
M: pretty low on average
I: unpredictable

FOOD:
M: a big wooow for style but a veg fried rice is served with fried fish and chicken grave(vegetarians look out)
I: NO TRACE OF CHICKEN even IN CHICKEN BRIYANI

WOMEN:
M: omg !there are the hot ones but there are the slutty ones too !
I: jai ho ! da desi girl......

PUBLIC TOILETS:
M: so well maintained and free for use
I: very dirty and very COSTLY(gimme a break RS 2 for an urgent piss)

BOOZE:
M: you get that 24*7 legally.
I: here ALSO u get 24*7 :D:D

the chineese inermission

-->i know b4 ur buying something u look into the market if a chinese version is available, well nvm even i do it !! who hates to save cash !! well lemme tell u a wierd happening b'en me and a chineese.


-->well perhaps i was talking to a guy called "len" yup he is a chinese , he actually happens to be living in my steet and im the only guy who understands his english(im not sure if its really english but he understand when i reply back which ist extreamly weird cus a couple of girls actually belived when i told i know chinees :D)

-->he wanted to eat ice cream and he thought of the same in his mind IN CHINEESE and merely translated it into english and GUESS WHAT he said "where i get good ice"

-->i thought he needed ice to chill something , so i told him "i have ice in my fridge made of drinking water only if u want il get some "
he said "no no, i buy my ice"

-->i almost burst into laughter but controlled and told "no one like sells ice here but il try to get if possible"
now he was laffing and told "what here no ice so bad so bad"

-->now i couldent control no more i was almost faint laughing on the meanwhile "thank god" a quality walls guy passed by and his responses made me realised that he wanted an iceceam well after we ate an ice cream he told me "see i forign guy had to show u how to bye ice in your country"


-->i was ON IT laffin like fk on the road

THE (mobile) RING !!

-->If u have a mobile phone and you know how to use it then you just happen a mobile addict, if u claim no then either ur lying or u dont know how to use the phone...well im a bit more than mobile addict i depend on it totally right from getting up with the alarm to night time songs before bed !!!


-->Now if you ask me if mobile phone is a "bane or a boon" I would say "I dont give a fuck"
i just got my fone, i like it, so i fking use it ! But one thing it dose definitely drain ur pockets. The thing about mobile is that since they are of course mobile in nature , we tent to use it more cuz of it eas ,and hence become addicted.


-->The hindi feature film "99" does a great projections on problems using a mobile phone they actually relate a man getting hit by a rod, by a goon was cus he was on phone , "damn !!" and they put the message very clean that if u keep fone near ur head ur brain stops keep it in ur shirt ur heart stops keep it in ur pants ur generation stops...oyoyoy



-->And I was just wondering if mms and mobiles were famous during the time of the movie "the ring" then the ring girl could have come from ur phone through mms , it be like this :----

-u watch an mms u got forwarded from ur friend , then u get an sms saying "in 7 days " ,

-from the very next morning u get messages like "good morning , have a nice day.... 6 days days left".....

-then through out the day u get gay stupid fked up forwards from ring girl about her past, then how she feels and emo shit............

-on the 4rd day u get 6 missed call , when u call back she says "sorry low balance 3 days left"

-on the 5th day no sms or calls or missed calls or nothing and u start thinking ur free

-on the 6th day you wake up to freak out to see your phone with "112 unread messages" all from the ring girl and the first message would be "hey i put a message booster"

-on the 7th day u keep getting the mms again and again and it keeps playing , WELL NOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE THE SIM OUT AND PUT IT IN A PHONE WHICH HAS NO MMS OR EVEN COLOUR AND BLOBK THE RING GIRLS NUMBER :D


-might be continued !!

earth hour

Well we all know about the earth hour on 28 th march (if u dint know this ROCK ON SUCKER !) well this was actually to show that even people give a damn about global warming and climate changing and that something has to be done about it....

Some told me this shows how people are concerned , some claimed "at last public woke up" and ... well what i think is this is just anew level of show off like "gimme a break" one hour out of no where u stop light damn and make a big news and a bigger issue out of it is highly retarded and the oyoyoy forum dosent approve it..

well what could have been better is scitch of ur ac's and fridges for 30 minutes or atlead 15 minutes , now that wouldent have made a big news at papers but definitely a big cut on what really required.

*to be continued(mom was shouting at me for studying for 2moro's exam)*

www.com

-->well the title it self would have told you this is a weird topic. Well before i start i would like to tell something about something , its like i wrote this post because some not so well identified girl from Philippines asked me why i dint post anything ever since 13th Jan.

-->well now a day people internet(yep internet is now a verb) so much that its become an essential life process, people not just stick their ass on chair with social-networking but also their noses into others life and privcy and actually think its cool.. like "hey i know ur online and ******(some girls name) is online too haha i know what ur doing" <<--well that aint a lame joke attempt by me well thats what i got once on face book and i was like "hey brb" and i was never back for him cuz i blocked him...yes this deleting profiles and blocking id's is a wonder in social networking u can keep assholes outta ur net life though u cant do that efficiently in ur real life....

-->now the second thing in internet emails(shame on me , although being a computer engineering student i took an email to 2nd over social networking but well screw it)..people go crazy over it...some of them add the stupidest prefix or suffix like hotdude or the sexyone or ilovemyself well who gives a fuck and if u have already 10 letters in ya name ur id wont fit in 90% of any written forms that u might ever encounter and guess what if some one is typing a mail to u they endup typing more in the To space than on the body... and thats gay

-->Internet for many people means porn , im clueless why....when i told some one like i got unlimited internet with wi-fi and i sit online at least for 2 - 3 hrs... at the end of conversation he was like dont u get sick of so much of porn i was like WTF!! and he said "you only told u have unlim net"...well i jus said "brb" and once again thanks to delete id facility...

-->many people actually belive that each website starts with a www and ends with a .com , thanks god blogspot was .com else it wud have been impossible to convince many that this was my blog id and i post here(if ur one among them "hello im dissing u")

-->on a singing out note www.com wud be a dream address for many companies who think its cool to have a website with no name of company on it but well its technically impossible.......

happy pongirl !

happy pongirl to all !

well i wud jus like to talk about some pongirl do's and dont's and what i did this pongirl.

-->the first day of pongal ie boghi(the day when old things are burnt) i was in college yep no holiday. and of burning i jus burned a movie disk in the morning in nero.
After college i was going to a movie(my biggest mistake) so i gave my bag to another guy in my bus since i wont need no books ,i asked him to bring it after my vacation get over to college on reopeaning.the movie was a tamil feature film called "villu"(vijay movie) and villu means bow , as in "bow and arrow" ,and in the first 10 min i realised it was remake of hindi movie "soilder".
It was shit just piece of shit , its was so gay i was like wtf i saw this movie, ppl burn old things on boghi i burned 110 rs and for this crap i waited in formal dress for 2 n half hours w/o eating and added to this one guy carried my bag home....
but the heroine nayanthara was fkin hoooooooooot....damn its was like she is the villu of the movie

DAMN!! and i woke up today saw tv that guys face in a tv hell i was pissed off!!



ok now screw it!! and lets go ahead with the festive season of pongirl !

pongirl as we know is of two types ven pongirl(spice/salty one) chakara pongirl(the sweeet one) and one more this pongirl is a harvest festival(not cows birthday thats what many ppl think)....


now do's:
--> eat lotsa pongal- if u bored with convention create varity like chinees pongal, ven pongal with ketchup, chakara pongal mixed with milk,garam masala pongal, suger pongal
--> roam as much as u can- cuz for a long time not much vacation is coming(except for 26th jan) 2/3 months of full work so get the hell out and hang out/over.
--> visit temple- chicks would be out there on their bests apparels, i bet waiting in line would be worth it !
--> watch some nice tv channels - ive seen some good show queued up
--> wash your hair- i donno why


donts:-
--> dont watch villu - we can watch it later in march when the movie comes in sun tv.even if u watch dont pay is tocket is more that 20 rs.
--> dont eat potato chips with pongal -if u do so dont come near me the next day ! plz like a request.
--> dont overeat sugercane..


pongirl all day !! have funnnnnnn

nothing is imposible ?? chain marketing

-->well i have often come across people going like they are the most inspiring people in the world, like
"u have the power !",
"you have potential !" ,
"just do it" ,
"yes u can do it !"
the FUCK, i dont even wanna do it , whats the point if i got potential.This shit comes across in those chain business where u need to get some people under u when u earn little after spending a lot , ur seniors earn a bit more after spending a lot more !!
now thats what you call gay !!!

-->i remember once a lady came to me in a bus stand and gave me one such add-paper i went for the meeting and told her name for referral, they led me to her..there she was standing in heavy green saree lotsa gold(just to show off and let others know that she is rich cuz of that organization)

thay said i have to pay 1000 bucks and i get a card and they give me some stupid things which i wud never need and i can sell it and get a negligible margin of profit ,then i need to get 20 more people to increase the profit and they need to get more and so on..
i told that lady on her face, this was crap i aint gonna waste 1000 bucks , she was calm and said u can be a millionaire , just get more people , i said thats stupid i bet not a single guy will come she said "you can do it!u look potential " i said " there you go mam , i dont even wanna do !"
she said "its astonishing to find young people not interested in money !!" i asked her flat i spend 1000 how much will i get back... she said for every enrollment i make i get 10 rs(ie to get my 1000 back il need 100 assholes to believe what i say and join) or i get to sell 200 products(5 profit each)and some more complicated plans... well then i left that day..i week later she called me again and told there is a special offer ....i need to give only 850 to join( thats still 85 assholes to be enrolled) i laughed my ass of at her during her second call , after i enquired about her , she has spend more than 50,000 in this and like earned RS.2078 which she said proudly (i have no idea why) i just told her "just explain the same to your husband, at least he wont let you waste no more in this "

she never called after that , i dint mind cus she was married and ugly anyways !!


-->the next encounter was from my not so close friend who was close to my close friend, he came to us with a chain marketing crap with education involved with him, he also brought a senior with him to convince us, this time the shit was 5k and we get online materials which we can study and we get a webspace too.
i remember the words "you not only get online materials for cheap and also webspace where you can built website and u can refer people and earn money too"
well online materials have been free ever since www was born and of course webspaces are meant for websites and i aint gonna pay 5k for 500 mb when i can get 2 gb for 600
.with the referral i asked him why should he get paid if i join this , he siad "thats the trick !" which he shouldn't have said and the senior freaked out "huh !"

me and my friend were laughing our asses of and told him "go tell your mom , that 5k plan was crap it dint work for my senior and it aint gonna work for me "



-->after all this i also found chain marketing idea could be used to do good like spreading messages or news or like for collecting funds and some shit useful for the nation and not just fooling losers around!!

haan mein ne soch hai

i heard this song and i got all the answers

socha hai(with answers)

aasma hai neela kyun
-->blue light has least deviation
paani geela geela kyun
-->adhersive property of water
gol kyun hai zamee
-->nature of gravity
silk mein hai narmi kyun
-->its bio-chemical composition has light fibers in small streach
aag mein hai garmi kyun
-->its an exothermic reaction
do aur do paanch kyun nahi
-->because 2+2=4.....well neva mind

ped ho gaye kam kyun
-->deforestation, tumhare stage banekeliye lakdi ki jarurath thi
teen hain ye mausam kyun
-->western civilisation pe chaar hai
chaand do kyun nahi
--> it was actually 2 one fell off(not a joke its for real)
duniya mein hai junge kyun
-->religion
behta laal rang kyun
-->cuz blood is red in colour and people are fk crazy
sarhaden hain kyun har kahin

-->well !!
socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
-->yes ofcourse
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
-->asshole i said yes
socha nahi to socho abhi
-->ur screwed i said yes

behti kyun hai har nadi
-->gravity !
hoti kya hai roshni
-->nature of light
barf girti hai kyun
-->snow is heavier than atmosphere
dost kyun hain roothte
-->jealousy , hate ,wannabeism
taare kyun hain toot-te
-->the hydrogen in star ends up so the start disintegrates
baadlon mein bijli hai kyun
-->due to friction between the clouds



sannata sunai nahi deta
-->well actually ,if you dont listen anything, thats what u call sannata are zara tum bhi socho
aur hawayen dikhayi nahi deti
--?the refractive index of air is less
socha hai kya kabhi
--haan baba
hota hai ye kyun............
--ur screwed up !! for the last time yes i did think !!


aasma hai neela kyun
paani geela geela kyun
gol kyu hai zamee
silk mein hai narmi kyun
aag mein hai garmi kyun
do aur do paanch kyun nahi

ped ho gaye kam kyun
teen hain ye mausam kyun
chaand do kyun nahi
duniya mein hai jung kyun
behta laal rang kyun
sarhaden hain kyun har kahin

socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi......

-->jackass stop repeating questins












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well no harm for the fans iof this song i too love this song

bottom line: think oyoyoy think different...

hyderabad HOT @ 23°c

-->I was in hyderabad for the last 5 day, prety good city . After a real long time got to see autos-rickshaws with meters[and they use it too] and after a real real long time i got to see chicks on bikes[cob's] an oyoyoy for them.

-->NOW lemme get back to the topic hot at 23°c , well its the hyderabadies that are hot and to be more specific the hyderababies o_O. They are bold and few of them are strong too , ahem ahem !! HELLO stop dreaming what i meant is BEWARE.

-->THE people blame IT for the price raise[which happens to affect only the beer rates ,lingerie and pub taxes].Well they forgetting the fact that without IT(or it) they wont have any cob's.

-->THE twin city hydera/secundrabad is connected by a place called begumpet,well the first day news paper freaked me out it read "call from uae claim bomb in hyderabad and doubted area list had begumpet".I couldent een swallow any think in the morning but well for lunch i had a full plate noodles and some rice with manchurian and ..;........well never mind.

-->THIS IS IMPO:::: There is a big budha statue in middle of a lake , guys DONT MESS WITH HIM , we went there , took lotta photos posing with him, while comming back it was raining and we were joking that budha is all alone and getting wet in rail.Well but he gave the yaaaaaaaaaay back{in hindi "vaat lagadi"} {in tamil "vechar paare aaapu "}.........we were struck in the rain for 4 hours then forced our self to come out get wet as soon as we were drenched the fukin rain stopped and we got autos[this time no meter we paid extra money] and got home....phew remember "never mess wiht peacefull guys they can wack ur asses".

-->WHILE returning back from hyderabad an unfortunate and unexpected event happened i got locked in the train toilet (now dont ask HOW i cant explain)THANK oyoyoy i had mobile in a pocket and i was in a signal area.

goaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ahhhhhh.................

-->oh i jus hit goa last week. HOT city , literally hot.
hot in the morning and gets WET when the lights are out ;) i meant evening rains..ok

-->well one thing, i wonder why they call it "bachelor's paradise" when most of people out there are couples(even in pubs).

-->goa is pretty cute and sceenic cuz most of it is uncovered by man.. sea looks really sexy by night.. when the moon light glistles on the waves... forming silver~lins in sea matching the clouds....which dint rain...

-->goa has a lot to offer ,but often it turns out to be expensive for what it actually should be.. for examples kops, man they are damn un~trained they dont even know how to bully people, they dont have constant supply of bribe from shiops ,they ride hired bikes and actually pay for it but they charge out siders a lot....

-->there is so much to SEE in goa in all season i wonder how people jus go there to booze... damn them ... thay dont have a purpose to live... c mon guys use ur eyes , dont bring ur lucky beer jugg , insted bring a telescope...

-->about the beaches hmm.. north goa beach water is saltier than south goa beaches ... oyoyoy i wasent tasting water out there i just felt so ok.... and well north goa beaches are hot.......and south goa beaches are cute (im talking about beaches not people MIND IT )


-->we had a professional photograper with us, the good thing is all our fotos came really well even I yep,I waslooking good...but on the other side none of us were there in 90% of the fotos shot by him

-->i saw a site where it was written Goa highway NH 17 is a sexy road and is full of funny signs
ill try to explain them

1)This is a highway, not a dieway.
-> hey atlast traffic poilise found onr more rhyming word after kill and thrill

2)Control your nerves on the curves
->did they really mean the roads....duh

3)Safety on the road is safe bed at home.
->damn

4)alcohol might give you a good starting but a bad ending
-> god damn it i think i should stop this



oyoyoy goa for life......to know more about goa jus god damn google it.....