ITS time to OYOYOY

A tribute to drinking girls XD

2011-11-23T05:01:00.001-08:00

Drunk and drinking girls totally made fun of in this track. Brining in every aspect Adhi of HipHop Tamizha totally ruled the whole issue, NO HARD feeling to the hot party lovers but you been OWNED IN THIS TRACK .

Diwali WTF

2011-10-26T11:47:00.000-07:00

Diwali suxxx yeah lets get over it, we all know diwali just suxxxx its a stupid day admit stupid time of the year where we do stupid things namely:
1) Burst crackers, fireworks pollute the sky, sometime fire works on us, and then wake up with a burning eye due to excess smoke in the air.
2) Eat sweets like pig and end up in new unhealthy situations, every year and then take resolutions that dont even help.
3) Buy things we dont even need, at prices we dont really afford, on discount that are so fake.
4) Pray in a language(sanskrith) we hardly understand.
5) Well now the movie makers actually make us believe that we badly need to WATCH A MOVIE ON DIWALI, if not at least go to the theater and see the poster.
6) All the TV channels compete for TRP putting exclusive shows to make sure that no one watches TV.

7) We walk into a flooded Textile/Clothing shop to pick one random dress just for the sake of it and wait 2 hrs for the bill.
8) From this year onward they have found even dogs are badly affected.
9) NOT to mention about the SMS which are not free on this day and the day before.
10) From when did diwali and booze sale started correlating ???
11) We random walk the stock market ourself that too knowingly.

WELL we actually forget the fact is DEEPAWALI/ DEWALI is all about just lighting up a diya/deepam/oil lamp, LIVE SIMPLE..ITS Beautiful :)

And thats how i MBA

2011-08-10T10:36:00.000-07:00

Now that my interns are over and my college breaks open for 3rd semester the second year of MBA. Apart form the regular college is boring, hostel sucks, i hate college food etc etc regular MBA punchnama i have some hot opening story...

The first day of my course i woke up late and missed the very first session, now that is not something so cool a thing as i am answerable the next day. So i thought il say i had some medicine and couldent wake up early or some crap like that and this is what happened

PROF : Swamynathan ! You dint come to my morning class yesterday ?
ME : sir last night i was ill ! i had heavy dose of medicine late night so couldent get up early.
PROF : oh ! royal stag ?
ME: (mumbling and holding myself in shock) no sir i had cetrazine......
--one asshole from the back shouts "have I made it large"--
PROF: discuss about the cetrazine later
ME :@!$!

Inception-e-discO

2011-06-17T09:53:00.000-07:00

[If you havent seen the Movie inception you might not enjoy this post to its fullest but after reading this post if you watch Inception you enjoy it mroe than rest ;)]

I have a confession to make!!

LONG LONG AGO when I was studying for my exams,I slowly dosed off, to realize I started dreaming. AND what I was studying was playing around the dream :O :O :O

The same happened quite a few more times, that's when i found to my surprise i had super powers "i could built and go into a dream world just by reading books".

Then i started reading newspapers, magz to pull more of current things into my dream and there i became a strong dream technician. Then if i wanted to study something, all i had to do was start reading the book goto my dream, search for my dream-bookshelf and keep a book of that subject,and before some character out of no where, with no introduction comes and snatches it away. After i make sure its safe i quickly run from it, swing in the air, jump down and tadaaaa ITS ON.

Kept doing this for quite some time till i realized when i study with other i could navigate into others dreams too, I started keeping book in their dream-shelves too!! BUT to get them out of the dream i had to shoot a bullet in their forehead. When im in their dreams i could as well browse what was there in their dream-shelf to see what they have already studied, or browse into their secret vaults to find their dark or bright secrets...SLOWLY i turned this into a profession, no not the book thing actually the secret vault thingy...... I make them read Harry potter and put them into sleep, when they are in their dream i pose like the new replacement for "dumbledore" and ask them to check if their vault is all right and when they go open it BANG :D :D :D :D

If i read a book in my dream i could further go into inner dream levels, but if i read the same book twice i go into LIMBO, which in simple words is "a disco that plays miley cirus all day long WITH THE VIDEO ". SO i had to take precaution each time.

It was going all good till i started dealing the wiser ones who refuse to read Harry potter so i gave them sidney sheldon, the biggest mistake in my life. You never know when a women chases you or tries to kill you in very unmentionable ways. AND IT WAS THEN i had an unsuccessful mission and this time we had a college faculty involved. YUP I was given a chance to make it up, I had to train a bunch of students a day before the final Semester exam AND they showed up only 20 minutes before the exam.

Eight guys 20 min, which means in first dream level il have 1.5hrs, but wont be enough to find 8 books. So i have to make them study a book in their dream and goto the next dream level where i get an equivalent of 8 hrs where i can keep the book finally and then come out of one dream and make other person goto next level and so on.

NOW i was done with 4 person. I had 12 min in real world left 40 min in the first level. Sort of enough but this is when One of the students imagine about the invigilator and the dream manifest to be against us and the remaining 4 are lost in different levels, Not i found two in same level after a long search, and to this i realized that all the books were with one person and he is still missing. Then i used by spare book to goto next level catch the guy who had the book. We were now in his dream and it was inside a library now this is the rush of my life ---> the other guy in the library read the very book he read in the beginning and HE WENT INTO A LIMBO.......

I finished the remaining guys now i had only 3 minutes left in real world = 20 minutes in level 2 = 3 hours in level 3 = 22 hours in level 4 =62 yrs in the LIMBO. I took the risk, went into the LIMBO(the last time i was in limbo was when i read 'angles n demons' twice in 2 levels) and trust me LIMBO was not a great place!!! THIS time Miley Cirus was playing LIVE. It was already 22 yrs for the guy who was in, and no wonder what would happen to a guy who heard Miley 22yrs live, he almost lost IT, killing him and bringing back was easy. I told him she was singing and he died out of surprise!!!

Now we all in level 1 with 12 minutes there, 1 min40sec in real life. I forgot my gun, now freaking out to find ways to get out. It was just a minute before the elcturer pushed us from the benches kicking us out of our dream right in time for exam.

They and me Happily lived ever after :)

Facebookaholic

2011-03-09T09:11:00.001-08:00

I turned on my laptop. Even before the desktop loaded, I clicked on the browser icon, I couldn't wait till i could click on the Facebook.com short cut on the user tab, it turned on with my password saved; I hit enter fast, like a chat ninja.

There was I.

In front of a huge number of notifications, which slowly i opened one by one. I liked a few random pics even if I thought it were stupid, then a few status messages which I dint even read fully, then a few app request without wondering "Why would some one even like a app request?" and then drop a few comments hopefully, hopeless. Then like my own comments even if it had just a little essence of humor, then randomly read a few other comments, and like the rest. Then comes the crucial decision making part when I need to choose a pic of mine and change my DP again. Update a status. Like it. I would even like the like button if it were feasible. Read a few messages often spam, then reply with equally meaningful content. Then go to my profile page and poke back the huge list awaiting to be clicked. Then slowly sit back and scroll down through the updates and follow the usual facebook of custom of likes. And then a cold sweat drips when I think about logging out.

Finally I logout. And shut my laptop.

Walk out to my bed to realize that the reason I had turned my laptop on to see my "time table" for tomorrows class !!

The fact that worries me more is that when I turned on the laptop again i thought it was more important to share it on my status message, but what i typed was top big for it THATS WHY I BLOGGED and I still havent checked the time table YET !

I in the witness of the almighty and the fear of thy self, declare and admit that I am a Facebook addict !

SAVE ME !!! SAVE YOURSELF TOO !!

the TREK

2011-02-03T07:45:00.000-08:00

It was too early a morning, one among the rare days when i get to see a 5 am, took a shower, had to brush while in shower as i was already late .......;) ....... .......rushed to CMBT where we all, a group of 16 from my college and 4 more from the ECOLOGIN, the trek organizers assembled, where we came to realize that MTC bus was waiting for us :O :O. As soon as we jumped in, we started our grand endeavor with bananas :P :P YUP in the bus early morning, followed by few more snacks, juice etc etc etc.....we got down at VELLORE where we had breakfast(i mentioned this to make sure that dont mistake the bus munchies for breakfast, we actually eat a lot). Then we got on a bus to some place then from that some place we got on a share auto to another some place, from where we started our trek.

Well before i get into the details of the trek there is something i would love to mention, well................... few first timers got a huge suitcase along filled with all everything perhaps a beauty parlor would have,and the HELL I WAS THINKING when i was teasing them for carrying heavy luggage !!!!!!!!!!!! cus never did i know due to physical endurance and trek continuity I HAD TO CARRY IT ALL ALONG X(.......one more thing is the fact that we realized it the HARD way that it was not a picnic, it was a hilly forest trek oh around 10 km walk everyday...........and things like how fresh and brisk we were before we started and it was only 30 min and everyone is crying.......putting it in a single word it was fulla surprises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAY1: The organizers had planned for a tight tough trek just to give us a taste of what real trekking is all about. It was Armageddon. Semi-dense hilly forest with bushes and shrubs which had more thorns than leaves, rocks scattered all the path enough to make keep us slow and yet make someone fall every 2 min, weird looking snakes, insects which even etymologist wouldn't have seen,and not to mention the heavy luggage.But then we were still busy searching for our favorite cream biscuit from the bottom of the bags, drinking pepsi as if we were chilling in a lounge and fighting for the last piece of lays! We were divided into 3 segments obviously the first, the middle and the last........for coordinating, controlling etc etc etc...but then all i remember was anybody who made it fast were first slowest ones the last the remaining the middle, and co-ordination LOL I REALLY PITY THE ORGANIZERS FOR ACCEPTING US TO TREK :P................then we stopped by a small hillock for a small break, eventually became a big one and of course yes we were already slow and late. then we were told we would trek for 15 more min reach a stream then an hour and an half more to a village where we would grab some rest and have lunch...............and yes we were so FAST that we took some rest and had our lunch within an hour near the STREAM then 2 more hours the village where we got some more water ate more snacks then we were told we are going to have a down trek leading to a valley village where we would camp for night, it was almost dark when we started and forests in dark i need not describe. The rocks were slippery/shakey, bushes suspicious of animals and water almost over, STILL every time some one slips there is a person aptly ready to capture a foto and shout a call ! :P :P.....the organizers did a great job of encouragement THEY SAID ONLY 10 MINUTES MORE EVERY 30 MIN FOR 3 HOURS............and then we reached....we are some food locally prepared got into better dresses laid out a tent and ROCK on i have no memories of between 11pm to 7 am....

DAY2: We got up one by one got FRESH(sort of) then we had a small session on making different types of knots, i loved the handcuff knot, then we quickly pushed off started walking, i was re-leaved of suitcase, but it was my turn for tent bag x( X(.............we were walking on open field :D :D flat lands no trees but then hot scorching sun....we had to cross the same stream 3-4 times at different places.....sounded weird but then it was fun watching people fall at streams, then we landed near a waterfall.....it was shallow...it was a natural slide....the water was clean and REALLY COLD......and yup everyone was thrown into the water no matter what, and those who resisted were later attacked and submerged in completely.......and we lunched......now every one was soo sleepy that no one even want to walk an inch but then in 30 min we had rock climbing in teams of 5 :O :O :O, i still cant believe i actually climbed a huge rock :O :O :O then we trekked uphill by the evening and yes the final destination was always 10 min away. then an open grounds where we hoisted the tent...........had a camp fire...........cooked sweet potatoes which we carried for 2 days.....then had our supper.................then had a rounds of talks/chats/blabbering/etc etc/.......then we tried sleeping...but it was soo cold and the camp filled with dew few guys pumped out the fire again and few more joined them........the good thing was when most of them were outside there were a lot of extra blankets enough to keep me warm in the tent :P :P :P

DAY 3: Woke up late to find that still majority of them were hidden under blankets, it was almost 8 and we were asked to start off ASAP, most of them refused to BATH, but a few of us to be specific a 4 of us asked for JUST 10 MIN and took a healthy drench in the stream and got back by 9, had some camp made maggi n cup noodles ...then we rolled up the tent had some map making activities we had to cap the map of the locality on ground it was kinda fun !!!!!! then we sat doing nothing ...when the girls started playing and swinging in tree branches and YUP few more fotos of falling people. then some locally made lunch from a village and we started of slowly walking an open road which lead us to a bus stop where we had to wait for a bus which never came...mean while people started pwning each other............yeah i got owned badly :( :(...........we got out of the hill in a state of art vehicle to another some place from where the BUS got us back home :D There is lot more to discuss about the trek but then im god damn tired of writing..

DO JoIN THESE GUYS ON THEIR NEXT OUTING: ITS A RECOMEND
www.ecologin.org
www.ecologin.ning.com

me and mbaaaaaaaaaaaa

2010-11-07T00:36:00.000-07:00

For those whom i havent informed yet, yes im doing an MBA now(yup u can beat my ass up later for not telling ul :P). Might sound weird but im in hostel in my hometown(but then im loving it), and things are good.

MBA in a simple words would be getting back the human nature, cus we're turned into animals in under graduation and this is the wake up call.

The MBA subjects are different, unheard of before, taxing and of course vast and they literally change a person(well from the above para u can see that i lost the sense of humor).

We had an internal exam and lets see how things turn up!

Statistics:
Nice subject, clean theory all you need to do is just write formulas and substitute values and u get the answer, sounded so exciting, but then we have more than 300 formulas.

Economic:
Economics is something everyone should know(i dont) we gain enough knowledge of this subject from dailies and weeklies(i dint) its more of common sense that theory.

TQM [total quality management] and OB [observational behavior ohh i mean organizational behavior]:

These two papers are the soul of MBA [im sorry no more comments, if ur an MBA u wud know what]

Accountancy:
Accountancy the heart of finance, money matters a really interesting subject i sorta fell in love with accountancy but then our relation is a bit complicated, i realized this in exams.

LEGAL ASPECTS of business:
This is something i fear most we actually need to remember acts and sections and schedules "meri toh ek defination mein fatthi hai, ye toh pura act ki bath karthe hai"(in tamil "inge oru defination ke vakku illai, act ah act") I even tried wearing black dress for the law exam but dint work.

summing up: well now u know why i dont post blogs so often, why i stopped movie reviews, or why my fb status and gtalk status are either lame or copied from other sites !

GOD BLESS ME

guys dont hmm to guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-07-22T11:03:00.000-07:00

me : hey there oyoyoy !!
girl : hiii.. wassup?
me : am duin gud
girl : hmm
me : whats hot?
girl : hmm ...nm just beating around
.
.
girl: hmm... i gtg :) bye
me: oyoyoy tc

WELL THAT WAS SO NORMAL !!

now...........

me : oyoyoy dude long time
guy : hmm :)
me : >.<
guy : yeah long time
me : any news?
guy : hmm.. no
me : bye i gtg

WELL HERE THE HMM SOUNDS GAY !!

C mon guys you dont HMM to other guys while ur talk in person YTF do u'll do that on chat !!!!!!

Well guys dont hmm to guys, unless they have HOMOSEXUAL MOTIVES

Its not about being gay its about acting gay, i mean no disrespect to the homosexuals, but then i hate guy who act gay, and piss me off ! Apart from this there are many more thing that can piss you off like delayed chatting, u just asked something and the person answers something questioned 2 min bk :P

a: dude i got a car !
b: wow man
a: i call her "niki"
b: happy for you !
a: my wife gave it !
b: is she hot ?
a: what ???????
b: whats the millage?
a: i get a 15 on a litre
b: thats hot man
went out some where
a: yeah went to a long drive like a 100 miles with ma wife
b: thats long man
a: to a motel
b: did she make noise

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i would jus say type in a speed ur opponent is typing.

good bye !

maggy takes atleat 8 minutes to make

2010-04-28T20:35:00.000-07:00

"2 minutes mein noodles tayaar" fuck that !!!

Well this is how it goes for me, this is the way i cook the legendry maggy noodles

minute 1: i try to open the pack with my hand but its hard so i look for sciscors and open the pack, empty the pack to the pan

2 : start the stove and run back to the place where i threw the cover, just to confirm if its 2 cups or is it 1.5 cups and then add the masala packed

3 : then the whole of masala wont come out because i dint cut it properly, not tear the whole packa apart and put it in the pan, then break the noodle cake into smaller chunks in the pan

4 : always some asshole haas to and has to call me when i cook something so i put on sim and attend it

5 : 5 minutes over and still not boiling, and i am stiring it, hmmmm i love this smell

6: now it boils, slowly bubbles coming but i cant wait, so i pick out a noodle and slurp it

7: getting thicker n thicker and now i start sweating cus of the heat and yes i dotn have my kerchier so run back to comp table n grab one

8: yup its ready but, i want it thicker so sim and wait................. then put some ketchup over it and oyoyoy its ready !!

10: its all finished !

HEY NOW I GET , ITS CALLED 2 MIN NOODLES CUS WHEN YOUR HUNGRY YOU FINISH IT IN 2 MIN.

ps:ive tried even with microwave even that takes longer duration

on writing a formal letter

2010-04-10T05:07:00.000-07:00

My first acquaintance to formal letter writing was in 6th standard when i was in Calcutta, dint give much damn about it till i was in 10th, where formal letters had a considerably large marks. Well lemme cut the history short and end it here and to the point. We often not give much importance or sometime soon at all to English classes, since we can anyway pass without learning anything "cus we know the shit". BUT for instance when it comes to a real life experience :D we fk up.

Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning
caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan"
me(yawning):yes
called:we are calling from axis bank !
(now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid)
caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees.
me: yes i did
caller: you have mentioned the account number wrong
me: huh what
caller: goto nearest Axis bank and get the issue solved.

I slept again cus it was too early for me to wake up 9 40 am.

Then after lunch i went to the bank nearby thinking all i have to do is tell him blah blah blah happened and he will fix it.

I did that and then he made some calls verified some details from me..........
HE suddenly turned to me and said no issues just write a letter to return the check and give it to the lady in that desk and he went of handing me a A4 empty sheet.

The world spun around me i was like "wot dhe fk " :O

Now to whom do i write, what format do i follow, what details do i disclose in a letter, what content do i write. All my english teachers flashed in my mind right from LKG to 1ST yr in engg all laughing at me singing "watcha gonna do when they come for you ?"

Then the lady sitting next to me was writing a letter too, :D:D:D of course i dint learn how to write a letter from all these years of so called formal eduction "BUT I WAS GREAT AT COPYING".
She wrote the city n date, i did the same
She addresses it to the branch manager i did the same
She wrote her address i wrote mine :D
She started with the body i waited for her to finish the body of her letter so i could know how to portray the content,
Now i was well set ready to write i managed to write something and hurrayyyyyyyiiiiieeeeeOUCH, the lady moved out, now i was sitting there wondering all the wonders of the communications history with a half written formal letter i dint even see if the lady signed on the right side or the left side[i know it dossent matter BUT STIL].
First did inky pinky ponky but then it dossent count for 2 opptions. So i waited for the area to get clear and did "spin the pen" it showed right side and phew i signed gave it to them and ran off !!

PS: If you are english teacher please quote this scenario in your classroom :(

atleast let the next generation be prepared!

JAI HIND!

my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac

2010-03-17T01:10:00.000-07:00

Well well well roumers spread all such fake gurus and saints are being attacked/targeted. So wanted to clearify the fact to you'll that swamy is just a component of my name hence i ended up with this post "my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac"

These gurus getting caught in sex,money or property scandals is not a new issue been uping for 20 yrs i guess.Still why the fuck do people trust these assholes.
Just because they wear saint attire you pray them, donete money, buy book,cds listen to speech etc etc. WEll why dont you assume the fact that he is a pornstar/cheat/fakeass and ignore him from the beginning and in this way
--> u wont get tensed when his video releases
--> u wont have the guilt of being misguided by an asshole
--> u wont have to waste petrol burning his office down
--> most of all there wont be any stupid spiritual channels and those frequencies can be used for something more creative.

Lets get more basic do we really need such gurus ! I guess no , we have rights to decide our own life styles, we should just take advise from these gurus "and not follow them !". Now sometime back me and my friend joined yoga class i had a little refreshment from it and i came out of it. But my friend does it everyday and wants to become hardcore in yoga, he always wanted to become a businessman BUT bad luck he was an obidient kid. The differenc is, in the yoga class i just took what i needed but he folowed everything told to him, if it were 500bc, he would have been awesome, but unfortunately its 2010 ad. Now in midst of this he ralised that the yoga master himself dossent follow the compleate yoga .Now that guy is F'ed in the A.

So my point is these saints may be good may be bad or may be good in being bad, well it all shouldent be a consern. If they have something to preach listen to it, if u find something apt for you use it you dont need to compleatly follow it.Apart from that never forget the fact they are still humna biengs.

I know may people by now would be thinking i am writting such blog for a publicity stunt and to get blog hits and traffic and attention. HELL yes ur right and nothign wrong in it everyone does that u cut ur hair in a good sallon to ook good for attention, u buy costly dres from designer seris for the same reason u buy jweels mobiles gadgets etc etc etc for the same reaon so what i am doing in justified dont mail me/or comment such issues because my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac.

jai nityananda - part 1

2010-03-03T23:41:00.000-08:00

The whoile country raised a finger against him, posters burnts, office shatters, devotees hurt etc etc

Just because he had sexual affair !

Having sex is not a crime or a condemned thing, at a point of life every one does it, more over its cant be shunned in the very land of kamasuthra or the land of "SECOND LARGEST POPULATION".

The public and media are simply over acting and misbehaving just TOO MUCH !

They claim he cheated the audience , well he never did , he had the full divine knowledge he knew vedas he was a brilliant guy who in the past 7 years of his public life, has been a transformational force in the lives of over 2 million people across numerous countries around the world. The powerful truths he lives and shares and his personal authenticity have made his teachings relevant across religions, cultures and class.

HE AINT FAKE !

HAVING SEX WAS HIS BASIC HUMAN RIGHT !

ATLEAST HE DINT BROADCAST PORN TO PUBLIC LIKE THE NEWS CHANNEL DID!

And hello PUBLIC if u really think this whole thing was attoricous why are you watching it, how come youtube and other site clicks hit one lakh ot fifty thousand in 1 or 2 days.
Everybody is having a peak on it, but only one guy and one lady running through a blame , a stigma of scandal and a taboo of sex.

Many assholes also claim that he cant do it cus he claims he is still a bhramin and has taken brahmin vow in public WELL the whole hindu system is based on puranas and puranas never abstain any one from sex ! SO go fuck yourself, and it you wanna get famous video tape while u do that media will play it for free !

BTW nakkheeran.in version was mindblowing it had background music and shows lotta "jobs" done

BOTTOM LINE:ranjitha is still hot ! just like those karna days!

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

2010-02-19T20:11:00.000-08:00

white guy raps in tamill

2010-01-26T23:28:00.001-08:00

With all the fuzz in tamil rap and the scenario we(wattabottles) dig in for a living in the kollywood , met a guy Aaron(aka arun ) who was doing his research in tamil music ...

He met us for an interview for his phd papers, well were astonished by his tamil and struck when we heard him rap a yogi b verse from vallavan !

Well with things getting better we invited him to our studio and literally forced him to write and rap a tamil verse.

Well i would love to keep tal;king about why and how he wrote every line but i prefer ul havea look at it and cherish !

BINGO !

It aint food unless its unhealthy

2010-01-10T02:21:00.000-08:00

-->If its healthy as in "good for health" its aint FOOD its a medicine or a body rejenovate or perhaps "a magical potion". So if ur dieting it means ur sick or ill :P

-->We always tend to be attracted to tasty things , things with high cal extra fat,sodium and spice, then why restrict to uncooked or partialy cooked food and grass items. Isint life about what you want, then why the fk do people eat raw vegetale,drink skimmed milk with boiled meat and say "im loving this , its healthy" , in that case if ur ill just "get a docter" and if u aint , well "hey get a life and get some real food !"

-->Donno why people find Pizzas extreamly evil ,HELLO its got vegetables , carbs , herbs an all, its like eating a salad , raw bread and some cheese at the same time so next time order a large dont stop with a medium size !

-->Fried snacks:Be it Western or Chinese or Indian, how can some one say no to it man ! its fried !!HOT samosas[Indian] ,french fries, hotdogs,burgers,pakodas[Indian],nachos,fried chicken etc they are an important part of a food ritual which is very essential for very existence of humanity just imagine if there were no junk food there be no restaurants ,no socializations , so next time u hit KFC no more finger licking good , thats for the kids, be a man go with "ur whole fist licking good"

-->When it comes to sweeeeeets and deesserts i have a speeeeeeecial carving towards it[so does everyone nvm] and i literally justify that "I scream for icecream".Once there was a health campainge in ma college and i met a dentist he said sweets aint good for ur teeth ,well the whole day i was looking out for a toungologist who might support me with the argument that they are good for ur tounge and the rest of the mouth duh! Well just because some one said are you gonna give up on "milkshake" and drink "skimmed milk without suger", well i wont unless im ill.

BUT ONE IMPORTANT THING:
NEVER WASTE FOOD ! THERE ARE MANY WHO JUST DREAM OF FOOD , if you can some time share your food with those dont have ,you dont really have to spend , just share a little from what you have that could make a lotta difference , just remember "there are people who starve for health but there are wo starve cus they have no choice"

take care! eat lots! also share a lot!

vettai arambam[movie review of vettaikaran]

2009-12-18T06:43:00.000-08:00

i rushed from college in bike , walked 2 km ran through the counter cus i thought it be cool to watch vettaikaran on the release day ,.................."the HELL i was thinking"

fuck fuck fuck that what i said after speaning 125 Rs in a fucked up theatere in formal dress !

well if u have seen any on his former movies like pokkiri,atm,kuruvi or villu dont watch this movie its the same

lemme give a broader view of the movie !

VIJAY INTRO: yup he was running , [cheers] they show his feet [cheers] shows his chest [cheers] damn then they show his face he is still running [cheers]

THEN he fights

THEN comes the intro song "na adicha song" suddenly he starts dancing [i felt a deja vu]

ANUSHKA INTRO : HOT

VILLAN INTRO : he talks about himself

COMEDY: it took me a long time to realise vijay was the comedian

SONG WITH ANUSHKA : HOT

THE REAL HERO INTRO :intro of the ips , now im confused who the real hero is

INTERVAL :i had an ice cream

THE REAL VILLIAN INTRO: now the main villain is the villians dad, again he talk about him self , im getting sick of this shit !!

SONG WITH ANUSHKA : HOT

THEN THE VILLIAN DIES: vijay then gets his dream come tru but he refuses it and think its cool !

as ussual they walk out holding hands !

moral of the story : DONT BELIVE FAKE MESSAGES ABOUT MOVIE FROM YOUR FRIEND WHO SAW TE EARLIER SHOWS , WAIT FOR THE PAPER REVIEW

malaysia vs india

2009-11-15T07:57:00.000-08:00

Malaysia truly Asia ! im so convinced about this after a recent visit, this being my first trip to malaysia,also the first trip out of India and also the first time i got my passport out of ma fkin shelf , so was excited the whole trip (throught out the trip , damn )!!

well lemme compare india and malaysia on few aspects

CITY:
M: awesomly built, extreamly maintained, great acrh/engg amazing planning over all mind blowing
I: slowly picking up speed i wont say we're to back but pretty much

ENVIRONMENT:
M: so clean n fresh , of course thats on a cost but its feels gr8
I: home sweet home(please dont ask more)

COST OF LIVING :
M: pretty low on average
I: unpredictable

FOOD:
M: a big wooow for style but a veg fried rice is served with fried fish and chicken grave(vegetarians look out)
I: NO TRACE OF CHICKEN even IN CHICKEN BRIYANI

WOMEN:
M: omg !there are the hot ones but there are the slutty ones too !
I: jai ho ! da desi girl......

PUBLIC TOILETS:
M: so well maintained and free for use
I: very dirty and very COSTLY(gimme a break RS 2 for an urgent piss)

BOOZE:
M: you get that 24*7 legally.
I: here ALSO u get 24*7 :D:D

the chineese inermission

2009-07-25T22:31:00.000-07:00

-->i know b4 ur buying something u look into the market if a chinese version is available, well nvm even i do it !! who hates to save cash !! well lemme tell u a wierd happening b'en me and a chineese.

-->well perhaps i was talking to a guy called "len" yup he is a chinese , he actually happens to be living in my steet and im the only guy who understands his english(im not sure if its really english but he understand when i reply back which ist extreamly weird cus a couple of girls actually belived when i told i know chinees :D)

-->he wanted to eat ice cream and he thought of the same in his mind IN CHINEESE and merely translated it into english and GUESS WHAT he said "where i get good ice"

-->i thought he needed ice to chill something , so i told him "i have ice in my fridge made of drinking water only if u want il get some "
he said "no no, i buy my ice"

-->i almost burst into laughter but controlled and told "no one like sells ice here but il try to get if possible"
now he was laffing and told "what here no ice so bad so bad"

-->now i couldent control no more i was almost faint laughing on the meanwhile "thank god" a quality walls guy passed by and his responses made me realised that he wanted an iceceam well after we ate an ice cream he told me "see i forign guy had to show u how to bye ice in your country"

-->i was ON IT laffin like fk on the road

THE (mobile) RING !!

2009-06-10T02:52:00.000-07:00

-->If u have a mobile phone and you know how to use it then you just happen a mobile addict, if u claim no then either ur lying or u dont know how to use the phone...well im a bit more than mobile addict i depend on it totally right from getting up with the alarm to night time songs before bed !!!

-->Now if you ask me if mobile phone is a "bane or a boon" I would say "I dont give a fuck"
i just got my fone, i like it, so i fking use it ! But one thing it dose definitely drain ur pockets. The thing about mobile is that since they are of course mobile in nature , we tent to use it more cuz of it eas ,and hence become addicted.

-->The hindi feature film "99" does a great projections on problems using a mobile phone they actually relate a man getting hit by a rod, by a goon was cus he was on phone , "damn !!" and they put the message very clean that if u keep fone near ur head ur brain stops keep it in ur shirt ur heart stops keep it in ur pants ur generation stops...oyoyoy

-->And I was just wondering if mms and mobiles were famous during the time of the movie "the ring" then the ring girl could have come from ur phone through mms , it be like this :----

-u watch an mms u got forwarded from ur friend , then u get an sms saying "in 7 days " ,

-from the very next morning u get messages like "good morning , have a nice day.... 6 days days left".....

-then through out the day u get gay stupid fked up forwards from ring girl about her past, then how she feels and emo shit............

-on the 4rd day u get 6 missed call , when u call back she says "sorry low balance 3 days left"

-on the 5th day no sms or calls or missed calls or nothing and u start thinking ur free

-on the 6th day you wake up to freak out to see your phone with "112 unread messages" all from the ring girl and the first message would be "hey i put a message booster"

-on the 7th day u keep getting the mms again and again and it keeps playing , WELL NOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE THE SIM OUT AND PUT IT IN A PHONE WHICH HAS NO MMS OR EVEN COLOUR AND BLOBK THE RING GIRLS NUMBER :D

-might be continued !!

earth hour

2009-03-29T10:27:00.000-07:00

Well we all know about the earth hour on 28 th march (if u dint know this ROCK ON SUCKER !) well this was actually to show that even people give a damn about global warming and climate changing and that something has to be done about it....

Some told me this shows how people are concerned , some claimed "at last public woke up" and ... well what i think is this is just anew level of show off like "gimme a break" one hour out of no where u stop light damn and make a big news and a bigger issue out of it is highly retarded and the oyoyoy forum dosent approve it..

well what could have been better is scitch of ur ac's and fridges for 30 minutes or atlead 15 minutes , now that wouldent have made a big news at papers but definitely a big cut on what really required.

*to be continued(mom was shouting at me for studying for 2moro's exam)*

www.com

2009-03-16T08:29:00.000-07:00

-->well the title it self would have told you this is a weird topic. Well before i start i would like to tell something about something , its like i wrote this post because some not so well identified girl from Philippines asked me why i dint post anything ever since 13th Jan.

-->well now a day people internet(yep internet is now a verb) so much that its become an essential life process, people not just stick their ass on chair with social-networking but also their noses into others life and privcy and actually think its cool.. like "hey i know ur online and ******(some girls name) is online too haha i know what ur doing" <<--well that aint a lame joke attempt by me well thats what i got once on face book and i was like "hey brb" and i was never back for him cuz i blocked him...yes this deleting profiles and blocking id's is a wonder in social networking u can keep assholes outta ur net life though u cant do that efficiently in ur real life....

-->now the second thing in internet emails(shame on me , although being a computer engineering student i took an email to 2nd over social networking but well screw it)..people go crazy over it...some of them add the stupidest prefix or suffix like hotdude or the sexyone or ilovemyself well who gives a fuck and if u have already 10 letters in ya name ur id wont fit in 90% of any written forms that u might ever encounter and guess what if some one is typing a mail to u they endup typing more in the To space than on the body... and thats gay

-->Internet for many people means porn , im clueless why....when i told some one like i got unlimited internet with wi-fi and i sit online at least for 2 - 3 hrs... at the end of conversation he was like dont u get sick of so much of porn i was like WTF!! and he said "you only told u have unlim net"...well i jus said "brb" and once again thanks to delete id facility...

-->many people actually belive that each website starts with a www and ends with a .com , thanks god blogspot was .com else it wud have been impossible to convince many that this was my blog id and i post here(if ur one among them "hello im dissing u")

-->on a singing out note www.com wud be a dream address for many companies who think its cool to have a website with no name of company on it but well its technically impossible.......

happy pongirl !

2009-01-13T21:52:00.000-08:00

happy pongirl to all !

well i wud jus like to talk about some pongirl do's and dont's and what i did this pongirl.

-->the first day of pongal ie boghi(the day when old things are burnt) i was in college yep no holiday. and of burning i jus burned a movie disk in the morning in nero.
After college i was going to a movie(my biggest mistake) so i gave my bag to another guy in my bus since i wont need no books ,i asked him to bring it after my vacation get over to college on reopeaning.the movie was a tamil feature film called "villu"(vijay movie) and villu means bow , as in "bow and arrow" ,and in the first 10 min i realised it was remake of hindi movie "soilder".
It was shit just piece of shit , its was so gay i was like wtf i saw this movie, ppl burn old things on boghi i burned 110 rs and for this crap i waited in formal dress for 2 n half hours w/o eating and added to this one guy carried my bag home....
but the heroine nayanthara was fkin hoooooooooot....damn its was like she is the villu of the movie

DAMN!! and i woke up today saw tv that guys face in a tv hell i was pissed off!!

ok now screw it!! and lets go ahead with the festive season of pongirl !

pongirl as we know is of two types ven pongirl(spice/salty one) chakara pongirl(the sweeet one) and one more this pongirl is a harvest festival(not cows birthday thats what many ppl think)....

now do's:
--> eat lotsa pongal- if u bored with convention create varity like chinees pongal, ven pongal with ketchup, chakara pongal mixed with milk,garam masala pongal, suger pongal
--> roam as much as u can- cuz for a long time not much vacation is coming(except for 26th jan) 2/3 months of full work so get the hell out and hang out/over.
--> visit temple- chicks would be out there on their bests apparels, i bet waiting in line would be worth it !
--> watch some nice tv channels - ive seen some good show queued up
--> wash your hair- i donno why

donts:-
--> dont watch villu - we can watch it later in march when the movie comes in sun tv.even if u watch dont pay is tocket is more that 20 rs.
--> dont eat potato chips with pongal -if u do so dont come near me the next day ! plz like a request.
--> dont overeat sugercane..

pongirl all day !! have funnnnnnn

nothing is imposible ?? chain marketing

2009-01-03T03:41:00.000-08:00

-->well i have often come across people going like they are the most inspiring people in the world, like
"u have the power !",
"you have potential !" ,
"just do it" ,
"yes u can do it !"
the FUCK, i dont even wanna do it , whats the point if i got potential.This shit comes across in those chain business where u need to get some people under u when u earn little after spending a lot , ur seniors earn a bit more after spending a lot more !!
now thats what you call gay !!!

-->i remember once a lady came to me in a bus stand and gave me one such add-paper i went for the meeting and told her name for referral, they led me to her..there she was standing in heavy green saree lotsa gold(just to show off and let others know that she is rich cuz of that organization)

thay said i have to pay 1000 bucks and i get a card and they give me some stupid things which i wud never need and i can sell it and get a negligible margin of profit ,then i need to get 20 more people to increase the profit and they need to get more and so on..
i told that lady on her face, this was crap i aint gonna waste 1000 bucks , she was calm and said u can be a millionaire , just get more people , i said thats stupid i bet not a single guy will come she said "you can do it!u look potential " i said " there you go mam , i dont even wanna do !"
she said "its astonishing to find young people not interested in money !!" i asked her flat i spend 1000 how much will i get back... she said for every enrollment i make i get 10 rs(ie to get my 1000 back il need 100 assholes to believe what i say and join) or i get to sell 200 products(5 profit each)and some more complicated plans... well then i left that day..i week later she called me again and told there is a special offer ....i need to give only 850 to join( thats still 85 assholes to be enrolled) i laughed my ass of at her during her second call , after i enquired about her , she has spend more than 50,000 in this and like earned RS.2078 which she said proudly (i have no idea why) i just told her "just explain the same to your husband, at least he wont let you waste no more in this "

she never called after that , i dint mind cus she was married and ugly anyways !!

-->the next encounter was from my not so close friend who was close to my close friend, he came to us with a chain marketing crap with education involved with him, he also brought a senior with him to convince us, this time the shit was 5k and we get online materials which we can study and we get a webspace too.
i remember the words "you not only get online materials for cheap and also webspace where you can built website and u can refer people and earn money too"
well online materials have been free ever since www was born and of course webspaces are meant for websites and i aint gonna pay 5k for 500 mb when i can get 2 gb for 600
.with the referral i asked him why should he get paid if i join this , he siad "thats the trick !" which he shouldn't have said and the senior freaked out "huh !"

me and my friend were laughing our asses of and told him "go tell your mom , that 5k plan was crap it dint work for my senior and it aint gonna work for me "

-->after all this i also found chain marketing idea could be used to do good like spreading messages or news or like for collecting funds and some shit useful for the nation and not just fooling losers around!!

haan mein ne soch hai

2008-10-16T07:07:00.000-07:00

i heard this song and i got all the answers

socha hai(with answers)

aasma hai neela kyun
-->blue light has least deviation
paani geela geela kyun
-->adhersive property of water
gol kyun hai zamee
-->nature of gravity
silk mein hai narmi kyun
-->its bio-chemical composition has light fibers in small streach
aag mein hai garmi kyun
-->its an exothermic reaction
do aur do paanch kyun nahi
-->because 2+2=4.....well neva mind

ped ho gaye kam kyun
-->deforestation, tumhare stage banekeliye lakdi ki jarurath thi
teen hain ye mausam kyun
-->western civilisation pe chaar hai
chaand do kyun nahi
--> it was actually 2 one fell off(not a joke its for real)
duniya mein hai junge kyun
-->religion
behta laal rang kyun
-->cuz blood is red in colour and people are fk crazy
sarhaden hain kyun har kahin

-->well !!
socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
-->yes ofcourse
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
-->asshole i said yes
socha nahi to socho abhi
-->ur screwed i said yes

behti kyun hai har nadi
-->gravity !
hoti kya hai roshni
-->nature of light
barf girti hai kyun
-->snow is heavier than atmosphere
dost kyun hain roothte
-->jealousy , hate ,wannabeism
taare kyun hain toot-te
-->the hydrogen in star ends up so the start disintegrates
baadlon mein bijli hai kyun
-->due to friction between the clouds

sannata sunai nahi deta
-->well actually ,if you dont listen anything, thats what u call sannata are zara tum bhi socho
aur hawayen dikhayi nahi deti
--?the refractive index of air is less
socha hai kya kabhi
--haan baba
hota hai ye kyun............
--ur screwed up !! for the last time yes i did think !!

aasma hai neela kyun
paani geela geela kyun
gol kyu hai zamee
silk mein hai narmi kyun
aag mein hai garmi kyun
do aur do paanch kyun nahi

ped ho gaye kam kyun
teen hain ye mausam kyun
chaand do kyun nahi
duniya mein hai jung kyun
behta laal rang kyun
sarhaden hain kyun har kahin

socha hai... ye tumne kya kabhi
socha hai... ki hain ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi......

-->jackass stop repeating questins

.

well no harm for the fans iof this song i too love this song

bottom line: think oyoyoy think different...

hyderabad HOT @ 23°c

2008-08-04T09:46:00.000-07:00

-->I was in hyderabad for the last 5 day, prety good city . After a real long time got to see autos-rickshaws with meters[and they use it too] and after a real real long time i got to see chicks on bikes[cob's] an oyoyoy for them.

-->NOW lemme get back to the topic hot at 23°c , well its the hyderabadies that are hot and to be more specific the hyderababies o_O. They are bold and few of them are strong too , ahem ahem !! HELLO stop dreaming what i meant is BEWARE.

-->THE people blame IT for the price raise[which happens to affect only the beer rates ,lingerie and pub taxes].Well they forgetting the fact that without IT(or it) they wont have any cob's.

-->THE twin city hydera/secundrabad is connected by a place called begumpet,well the first day news paper freaked me out it read "call from uae claim bomb in hyderabad and doubted area list had begumpet".I couldent een swallow any think in the morning but well for lunch i had a full plate noodles and some rice with manchurian and ..;........well never mind.

-->THIS IS IMPO:::: There is a big budha statue in middle of a lake , guys DONT MESS WITH HIM , we went there , took lotta photos posing with him, while comming back it was raining and we were joking that budha is all alone and getting wet in rail.Well but he gave the yaaaaaaaaaay back{in hindi "vaat lagadi"} {in tamil "vechar paare aaapu "}.........we were struck in the rain for 4 hours then forced our self to come out get wet as soon as we were drenched the fukin rain stopped and we got autos[this time no meter we paid extra money] and got home....phew remember "never mess wiht peacefull guys they can wack ur asses".

-->WHILE returning back from hyderabad an unfortunate and unexpected event happened i got locked in the train toilet (now dont ask HOW i cant explain)THANK oyoyoy i had mobile in a pocket and i was in a signal area.

goaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ahhhhhh.................

2008-06-10T04:57:00.000-07:00

-->oh i jus hit goa last week. HOT city , literally hot.
hot in the morning and gets WET when the lights are out ;) i meant evening rains..ok

-->well one thing, i wonder why they call it "bachelor's paradise" when most of people out there are couples(even in pubs).

-->goa is pretty cute and sceenic cuz most of it is uncovered by man.. sea looks really sexy by night.. when the moon light glistles on the waves... forming silver~lins in sea matching the clouds....which dint rain...

-->goa has a lot to offer ,but often it turns out to be expensive for what it actually should be.. for examples kops, man they are damn un~trained they dont even know how to bully people, they dont have constant supply of bribe from shiops ,they ride hired bikes and actually pay for it but they charge out siders a lot....

-->there is so much to SEE in goa in all season i wonder how people jus go there to booze... damn them ... thay dont have a purpose to live... c mon guys use ur eyes , dont bring ur lucky beer jugg , insted bring a telescope...

-->about the beaches hmm.. north goa beach water is saltier than south goa beaches ... oyoyoy i wasent tasting water out there i just felt so ok.... and well north goa beaches are hot.......and south goa beaches are cute (im talking about beaches not people MIND IT )

-->we had a professional photograper with us, the good thing is all our fotos came really well even I yep,I waslooking good...but on the other side none of us were there in 90% of the fotos shot by him

-->i saw a site where it was written Goa highway NH 17 is a sexy road and is full of funny signs
ill try to explain them

1)This is a highway, not a dieway.
-> hey atlast traffic poilise found onr more rhyming word after kill and thrill

2)Control your nerves on the curves
->did they really mean the roads....duh

3)Safety on the road is safe bed at home.
->damn

4)alcohol might give you a good starting but a bad ending
-> god damn it i think i should stop this

oyoyoy goa for life......to know more about goa jus god damn google it.....

us polls

2008-02-09T10:14:00.000-08:00

-->well the us polls is whoooooooping up asses throufgout the world......
some say the race is between the first women prez and first black prez ,in both the case ,its the first democrat prez of this millinium...

-->for Indian's this is quite really weird that two people from same party oppose each other...btw they are yet to come outta the shock that America's got only two party...

-->chances of obama and clinton winning is definitely more than anybody else...im not telling this because, i don't know the names of other contestants but cuz these two are are implementing INDIAN pollitics.

-->many us prez have visited India but only mr.clinton is the only guy who learned something from us..to be more specific from lallo..yep when you cant score let your wife do it.......

-->obama is doing what every new polititian does(except for starting a new party)..i mean Indian politicians start a party of their casts name and get their peoples vote
well here in his case its a matter of color.

-->i know they aint gonna read my blog yet best of luck for both...

fight over a "pen"

2008-01-10T05:31:00.000-08:00

-->i donno if pen is mightier than a sword ,any ways i dont give a damn,i got something better to talk about.WHAT CAN HAPPEN OVER a PEN? :-0

-->Yep, pens can cause havocs upto to extents(un~imaginable),i dont know what with a "ten rupees" pen people fight over it like its their life.Well, some even write their names in a small bit of paper and slid it into the pens tube, to ensure that he can prove its his pen. :-))

-->Yeah ill like to drop what happened in my college..ok i dont want to use the real names so let it be like A,B,C,D and ofcourse M.the situtain was something like A,M had the same type of pen(may be)..and A seems to have lost his pen..and was arguying over M's pen claiming it ho be his ..lol... B,C,D sitting close listening to the whole crap ...unaware of the fact that M was now into dissing A(sarcastically)

M : If you lose your wife some day.. would you stop every couple on the road and say "HEY! thats my wife.." and then like "where did you find her.." after getting your ass kicked stop the next couple and say "thats my wife..."

A : IF YOU FIND SOMEONE'S WIFE dosent mean you can keep it...

M : you lost it,so repend for it... you dont stop every passer by and......

B,C unaware of the exact discussion bounced into the conversation goin on now

B : even i lost it in the morning...

C : ya i donno whats goin on now a days "i lost both of mine yesterday"

out of no where D dropped in and said

D : thats why i never bring any ....... i always borrow.....

well now lets get back hmm... a pen is really usefull

1) you can use it as a weapon , i really count on it (this point may not make sense to everyone..)

2) you can use it to clean your ears,well i prefer to use the refil alone.

3) since its insulater it can be user to click switches in risky switches boxes like the one in wet switch box or the switches in govt. buildings,colleges,etc.

4) yep! you can scratch your back,head.... and since you have a pen in your habd no one will even stare or look at you

ASStrology and preDICKtions

2008-01-06T04:17:00.000-08:00

-->Well now a days people are too much about with this whole crap about asstrology.They actually belive an uneducated asstrologer can change their life and bring foutune.People think paying them will hepl change their stars.They visit every jerk in the city who claims he can predickt your life.

-->I think i should quit ma education and get a asstrology dictionary and get used to some vocab and become one of em.. un imaginable salary and not to mention of the status among people, where ever you go, they run behing you like fans...wow

NOTICE:
MESWAMY THE ASSTROLOGER
FOR BUSINESS MEN:to know where to add an alphabet in the name ,where to keep your canteen ,where to keep your water bottles while meeting etc

FOR HOME: where to place your taps in bathroom, where to keep your geust's footwear, lucky shower-cap colour etc.

FOR STUDENTS:what are the lucky page no. to be studied for good marks ,mantras for different subjects , special mantras for unit tests,quaterly,half yearly and annual and maha mantra for board exam

FOR TEACHERS:which roll no to which student ,where to sit in staffroom,counter student mantras

i kicked in a freestyle

2008-01-01T09:50:00.000-08:00

i kicked in a freestyle and i dont know why
may be its my college , a bitch i cant deny
it makes me pissed off and its seeking sorrow
you know why, cuz its reopeaning 2moro
im rolling, where the gods gone when i need
why is there no clouds and no cyclones indeed
what mistake did i do i neva had greed
i dint smoke, i dint drink, n ive neva seen weeds

god :
yo... yeah...

u just a punk and not the treasure in ma trunk
who gives a damn you never got drunk
look at your score book you neva flunk
and look at your freestyle, its, all, junk(angles start laughing)
thank DESTINY, you werent a monk
else i'dd had to cut 60 yrs with a phunk
watcha gonna do staying homelike a chunk
go out do some shit cuz the world aint free
i dissed you so set me up a robust hunk
to hit me
if ya can do no shit then,man just bunk
its so eazy

WHY eveno oruvan(a tamil movie) flopped

2008-01-01T08:23:00.000-08:00

-->NO SONGS:the movie had no songs,in other words no item number in the movie.well 40% of movie watchers dint get wht they want in movies

-->SHORT MOVIE:a regular movie watcher in south india would fell cheated when he pays the money for ticket like other movies but gets only 2 hrs,35% of the movie watchers felt the producers robbed them of 1 hr

-->HERO DIES:"c'mon how can a hero die, its not even a movie", i heard ppl shouting this outta the theatere, some even think (astrologically) that if they watch a movie in which hero dies then it brings them bad luck so 10% backed off

-->NO VILLIAN:even hero's death was digested by many ,but no villian was too much a thaught ahead for tamil audience when movies like atm and polladhavan hit,that takes away 5% more

WELL WHAT WE CAN CONCLUDE FROM THE FACTS IS (HMM,100-40-35-10-5=10) ONLY 10% OF TAMIL MOVIE WATCHERS ARE MATURE ENOUGH TO WATCH A CONCIOUS MOVIE LIKE THIS
MY REVIEW:

-->the intro part was mind blowing
-->first half was too good to have a second half it had
-->well dry realism dialogue werent a fancy because no one would want to see"what he see everyday" in movies
--> nice concept,and direction but madhavan should have put some real serious actor(in ster of him self who has a lover boy image)

Forks evolved from spoons

2007-12-30T12:33:00.000-08:00

-->yep,long back in eastern europe, which at that time was more devoloped than west.
there was an illtempered merchant.
once partially cooked mulll's meat.(mulll's was the slang for some animal now extint)
it was a bit hard and he kept on pinching his spoon into a chunk of meat but he failed constantly
and there he got angry and threw his spoon down.
those days spoon was made of stone,so it broke in the top forming a "V" shape.
then he tried again it easily clung,this slowly got modified to what you today call fork

--> there is another story , the antient chinees used wodden spoons(introduced by forign traders)
the made spoons outta wood.
for eating noodles the used two spoons.(or it slips away)
they hold food between two spoons.
but one day a small boy had only one spoon so he tried to lift noodles but it fell down
so he tried to put the spoon in spinned it so that the noodles roll on to it.
later he learned it the spoon had slits then it wud be easy
and slowly he invented the fork,

-->mean while people realised that if they are using two spoons then the top portion wasent required and hence chopsticks were invented

--> but the chopsticks became more famous than the fork because the chinees thaught 2 was better than 1"

fast food

2007-12-30T11:50:00.000-08:00

-->fast food is called so because it is easy to make it(burgers,sandwitches,pizzas etc)
so you get it fast hence they are called fast food

-->these days they are so much in demand that they take double the time that conventional food take

-->i went to a restaurant(in anna nagar,chennai),i ordered for a french fry,dosa.
the dosa came,then i asked for a salad and a desert.
you wont belive fries came after the ice cream, he said that section was buzy
AND THE FRENCH FRIES WERE COSTLIER THAT ICE CREAM WITH EXTRA NUTS.

-->ya long back i went to a pizzeria ,i asked him for the "wats special"(the common dialogue)
he mentioned 8-9 items with really catchy names,when i enquired more aboput it,i realised none of them were pizzas, not even close to it.

a big wow

2007-12-30T03:20:00.000-08:00

i got my computer back after 3 months, now ima net all day

-->btw yeaterday i went to spencer plaza(chennai) yesterday
the preperations for this ney year is betta than last year

-->ritchie street is now a days too empty and comp .prises are droping so if you want to buy stuff this is the rite time

hitman movie review

2007-12-26T05:22:00.000-08:00

i saw the movie mainly cuz i was a big hitman(game) fan

-->the storyline of the movie was a bit wack,i mean the cheating part.

-->the actions and stunts were marvelous,dialogues were mere

-->unwanted nudity

-->background music were awesome really awesome

-->well the part that he kills everyone who is behint that girl was kinda wauge way to end

screw tension

2007-12-24T04:48:00.000-08:00

-->when you have tension your blood preasure increases and may be fatal.
so screw tension at it BASE(haha lmao)

-->to kill tension watch some comedy , or to murder it, call up some one and diss him or do a prank

-->if your are a student you need a good sleep, use your books, or try to cook(really helps)

-->if your are working, music helps.people say soft or clasical music helps .NO WAY turn od hard rock,heavr metal or some hard core hip-hop music and chill out i mean freeze out

--> well the simplest wat to do it will be taking out huge amout of air outta your lungs in fast go's either by shouting "woooshaa!" or by inhaling and exhaling twice at continously(in in, out out)

the real modi~fication

2007-12-24T04:07:00.000-08:00

-->the victory of bjp in gujrat with a good number of vote difference, no wonder has
shocked many but also cherished many.

-->well modi's reply that "he was a cm, is one and will be a cm",taking the fact that cm
is "comman man" was fasinating

-->well now lets see what happens "this time"

WELCOME-hindi movie

2007-12-24T04:01:00.000-08:00

well i saw the movie "welcome" a hindi comedy movie

-->the comedy was good enough,tyhe anil and nana combionation worked out
the repetation of some punny dialogues was well worked
-->akshay did well in comedy(well after a long a long time he did a non
priyadarshan comedy)
-->inspite of mallika sharawat's presence katrina kaif is the eye-candy
-->plots and sets were good enough
-->the central theme wasent strong and so were the punches in comedy

hello world

2007-12-24T03:54:00.000-08:00

ive started my blogging after a big break(4 years)

this time im gonna post as much as i can(good stuff)

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